If you couldn't tell by the title I'm a little salty she deleted it but she can't escape it! Ahahahahhahaha I'm republishing it and she won't be able to get rid of it! Anyway... without further ado...

Dennis's POV

I sighed as three bad guys approached me. "Trust me, you don't want to do this." I warned them.

"Aw, is someone too much of a pussy to fight us?" The first guy snickered.

"No, you guys don't know what you're getting yourself into." I raised my hands defensively.

"Stop being a little bitch and fight us!" Said the third goon, drawing his sword.

"Fine." I sighed. "You asked for it." I drew my sword and shield. They started to grow and morph, until a short girl with short brown hair and gray eyes with glasses appeared, holding the sword and shield ready to fight.

"Bitch I will fuck you up!" She yelled. The guys seemed surprised but shook it off quickly and tried to attack. She easily dodged them. "I know you did not just try to attack me! Y'all need to get the fuck out of here with your microscopic dicks and crooked ass teeth!" The girl known as Wild snarled.

"Ooooh!" Cheered the sprite on my shoulder, known as Tessa.

"Kill him!" A girl named Citty hopped out of a bush and joined in on the cheering.

"Who do you think your talking to, four eyes?" Yelled one of the goons.

"Wow, nice one, totally original." Tessa said from my shoulder.

"I'll read your palms for just 20 rupees a peice." Citty said to the bad guys.

"20 rupees? That's ridiculous!" Wild said.

"Oh, too low? You're right! 50 rupees sounds about right."

"Nah man more like 55 that's how you hustle someone the right way." Tessa said.

By now the bad guys were just looking at each other confused.

"But Tessa you gotta trick them the right way." Wild pointed out.

"You're right. Tell them it's free and then after you do it say there's a 55 rupee tax." Tessa said.

"That's genius! It'll be just like the time I tricked Dennis into buying a sword and shield. I charged him way too much." Citty said with a snicker.

"Hey what the heck I'm right here!" I yelled.

"Hey I'M that's sword and shield! I'm not that cheap!" Wild exclaimed.

"Nah I think you're overpriced Wild." Tessa said with a smirk.

"You're mean!" Wild yelled back and curled into a ball.

"But you know you love me fam." Tessa winked.

"It's true." Wild answered.

"Are you gonna fight us or should we come back later?" The evil guys asked.

"I tried to warn you." I responded with a shrug. Citty, Wild, and Tessa got bored and started playing tag.

"Let's just call it a draw." The first guy said.

"I'm down with that." I accepted the offer as we shook hands.