Most of this chapter will be in all caps and there's gonna be a ton of cursing because I'm so fUCKING MAD-

We have something called "elevbedrift" which translates into "student business" or "student company", where we're basically just put into groups and have our own business

And I was on a group with literally the most distant and lazy people, and we had a really terrible idea so we didn't even do anything student business related until not too long ago. I'm the manager (no one else wanted to be it sooo), so I got everyone to sit down and I had my little paper and pen and was noting down ideas, but ALL THEY DID WAS MESS AROUND

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MANY IDEAS THEY CAME UP WITH?

NOT A FUCKING SINGLE ONE

Luckily they have a fucking genius on their team that actually knows how to get things done, so I came up with the idea of collecting old jars and spray painting them, and painting silhouettes and stuff like that and putting little candles inside and using them as lanterns sorta XD

So I planned everything out on my own, wrote two applications to have a stand by two different stores and sell the "lanterns", I've been stressing about this whole fucking business plan thing for the past few days, and then I found out that the budget I asked them to write wasn't written so I had to rush with that when I came to school today

AND THEY JUST STAND THERE GIGGLING AND MESSING AROUND AND ALSHALSHSALSGZKS

We also have this thing called "pryo" where we go out and work for a week, and half of the class is working while the other half is working with the student company thing, and this entire week is when my group is supposed to be selling the lanterns, BUT WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO FUCKING SELL

We couldn't even get the money from the bank, so we borrowed money from Mal's mom and bought everything we need. School started at 8, we couldn't even leave for the store until 10, and we didn't get to Mal's house until fucking 12

And then — THIS IS WHEN IT GETS REALLY FUCKING FUN — we came to the kitchen (I forgot to mention that we're also selling cookies lol), and we're five girls on my group so I figured that two could bake and three could spray paint since that's what's most important, but NO ONE WANTED TO HELP

So of course Mal and I were getting really fucking mad and we were getting really strict and told them loud and clear that one of them had to come with us

AND THEN MAL'S MOM (WHO'S AN ASS IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW) STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW WE NEEDED TO "BREATHE THROUGH OUR STOMACH" AND RELAX AND TALK IT THROUGH

AND I WAS LIKE

EXCUSE ME

BUT THE SPRAY PAINT DOESNT EVEN DRY UNTIL AT LEAST TWO HOURS

AND THEN WE NEED TO GO BACK AND PAINT ON IT

AND YOU EXPECT US TO BE DONE FOR TOMORROW?

BITCH PLEASE

And then Mal was the one getting yelled at for being strict, and oh my god I wanted to snap so fucking badly

WE SPENT TEN FUCKING MINUTES JUST BEAUSE HER MOM WOULDNT SHUT THE FUCK UP

I have never been so angry in my entire life. I was on the verge of fucking tears because I just wanted to fucking die-

I legitimately wanted to stick the whole fucking can of spray paint down my throat and die

I wanted a moose to come and trample me

These people made me fucking suicidal for a moment-

I HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH LANTERNS READY TO SELL

Fuck them, I worked fucking hard on this. I managed to finish the base of almost 20 jars in only a few hours, plus I did all the paperwork and managed to not fucking kill myself, so I'm fucking proud of myself

And then they were complaining about how they wanted a break .-.

HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAhaha

YEAH THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY

I'm not joking, I was about to fucking cry because I either wanted to go on a killing rampage or throw myself off a cliff

Why the fuck should I do everything???????????????????

Hahaha, these people would be fucking doomed without me

I'm literally shaking while writing this, I'm gonna go before I snap and kill someone :))))))))