The only remotely exciting thing that's happened so far this week where I work, was when they were talking about a guy who's last name was Fartman

I wish I was joking :')

I AM SERIOUSLY DYING OF BOREDOM-

I finished my paper within 5 minutes but I couldn't get myself to tell the manager/boss/whatever and suddenly she left for a meeting so I sat there pretending to work for 2 hours

Two. Freaking. Hours.

Kill me now pls-

Aaaand guess who I saw on my way home :) I'll give you guys some choices:

a) the pedophile

b) my ex

c) Bob Hardcore

Boy I wish c was the right answer .-.

I

Saw

My

Ex

*crushes self with huge rock* *dies*

I'm just hoping that he doesn't recognize the back of my head. Or my scarf. Or my jacket.

IT PROBABLY LOOKED SO OBVIOUS THAT I WAS AVOIDING HIM ALAHSALAHA

Also, I've said probably 3 words the entire time I've worked at that place :') At least I got to listen in on a conversation about Stranger Things :')

I reeeeeally don't wanna go back thereeee *cries*

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When they all went to the cafeteria to eat, I stayed behind (because we all know I can't eat or drink in front of strangers RIP me) and I panicked because I started getting a little hungry so I chugged as much water as I could and possibly choked a little and I have these little candy things (they're not candy but they look like candy so I'm just gonna call it that lol) that I bought one time because they taste like peaches and I think they're supposed to help against hunger

And, um

I kinda panicked and took like 6 of them

And I'm like 70% that too many of those are not good for you 😬

Oh whale, I'd much rather be in a hospital than work here anyway :)