Hannah's gonna have a small Halloween party and she asked if I could entertain them and I replied with, "what do you want me to do, tell them Bob Hardcore's life story?!"

She literally wants me to do that now

We're having a conversation on double mustaches and double mustache salons and Bob Hardcore's childhood and all that good stuff~ XD

Headcanon that Bob Hardcore has daddy issues

Headcanon that Bob Hardcore really just has a wig and he hides stuff under it like baby birds or something idk

HEADCANON THAT BOB HARDCORE HAS A FOOT FETISH OR A DADDY KINK OR SOMETHING LMAO