Headcanon that Wattpad's great with children

Wattpad: n-no... >////>

HEADCANON THAT WATTPAD IS A GENTLEMAN AND LITERALLY THE SWEETEST THING AND DOES SMALL THINGS TO MAKE OTHERS HAPPY BUT DENIES IT

Wattpad: t-that's not true! >////< I only got you your favorite cookies because I was nearby your favorite bakery and thought of you, it's not like I care about you or anything... >////>