I don't know why but I imagined someone having fire breath and catching things on fire every time they sneeze

At least you'd have a good excuse not to do your homework lol

"What happened to your homework??"

"I sneezed on it .-."

I wish I had fire powers so whenever I didn't do my homework, right as I turn it in to the teacher it would "coincidentally" catch on fire, and I'd just be like "oh no 😐"

And then the teacher would be like "it's ok, I have an extra" and hand me another piece of paper, and the moment I grab it it'd catch on fire and I'd be like "oh no 😐 Isn't this strange? 😐 It just randomly caught on fire 😐 Huh 😐"

My mind is weird--