Alright...

Here we go!

1.

I leave socks everywhere...CAUSE MY LAZY ARSE DECIDES

Ay

Mint this bed is too fluffy and warm to get off so just take your socks off and stick them in the corner of your bed where your bed is next to the wall.

THEN WE HAVE TO MAKE A MOVIE CALLED FINDING SOCKS INSTEAD OF FINDING NEMO OR DORY BECAUSE MY DUMB *SS LOST IT!

2.

Walking into poles,walls,trees, etc.

Why do I think that texting on my phone is a great idea?

One day I'm gonna die from getting hit by a car because I thought there was no damn cars!

3.

Leaving my hair messy.

Now listen....

I DON'T GOT TIME TO BRUSH THIS BEAST OKAY?!

Oh and don't even start with shaving.....THAT SHIZ IS SCARY!

I cut my arm and I don't even know how that happened.

Try me bish!

I would literally hire someone to brush my hair because I'm lazy.

4.
My horrible memory

Okay I'll leave my phone on my bed and go to the kitchen to grab whatever. I come back and immediately I go, "Wait....where the f*ck is my phone?! MY BABY! BABE DON'T WORRY I'M GONNA GO FIND CHU MY LOVE!" 
Then I eventually find it after maybe...twenty minutes or an hour.

5.
When I say things that make no sense what so ever.

"You're Salty."

"Wait but I'm not even- we were talking about Anime!"

"You're just too salty.

"What?"

Hehe...

Relate to any of these dumb things?

Tell meh! I wanna know boiiii!