I've been tagged by quite a lot of people. It's a long tag and there are a few... questionable questions in there. BUT IT'S THE HUNDREDTH TAG, SO WHAT'S BETTER THAN A CRAZY LONG ONE!

GETTING TO KNOW YOU

What is your favourite colour?

LAPIS LAZULIIIIIIIIIIII
YOU FLED INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
LAPIS LAZULIIIIIIIIIIII
YOU WERE SO MAD BUT THEN YOU CAME AROUND TO MEEEEE

Actually, it's blue, not just lapis lazuli.

When you were younger, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A manga artist! Smol me sucked at drawing though, so I can't quite understand how she thought it to be a reachable goal.

What's your most favourite place that you've travelled to?

Greece. I was very smol, so I actually can't remember a lot of it. Just a memory of how the tiles of the swimming pool were so hot it felt like my feet were burning, and my family and I walking down some path, and I was wearing a hat because we found out (during that vacation) that my skin doesn't like long exposure to the sun.

But I also remember I loved it there, and I really wanna go back sometime.

If you could get on a plane tomorrow to anywhere, where would you go?

India. I've got so many friends in India, and I really wanna meet Sri (Mistyaaml4ever).

Are you closer with your mum or your dad, and why?

My dad. Basically, because we both have similar humour and we're both those idiots that still buy CDs instead of just using Spotify.

How many children do you want, and why?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzero. Because I'm not particularly jumping in the air from happiness of the idea of raising one or several lil shits that only cry and poop and want your constant attention. I already have friends like that. No need for kids.

What is your favourite meal (savoury and dessert)?

I... actually really liked katsudon. I made it myself once and put on the Yuri!!! On Ice theme. I probably messed some stuff up, but I kinda really liked it. So, let's go with that. Sure.

My favourite dessert would be... tiramisu? Yeah, let's settle on that.

What is your go-to movie or TV series?

I-I don't know what this means. I tried looking it up, but all I got were grammar sites or "Why do all teens in movies want to go to Yale?".

What is your dream career?

I'd settle for anything as long as I:
- can do it at home
- can do it putting in minimal effort
- earn enough with it to get a small apartment and a bird

Get the job ideas rolling, guys.

If you had to get a(nother) tattoo, what would it be and why?

Hmmm...

You know that one Dazai quote?

That one. Without the drawings. Just the quote.

WOULD YOU RATHER

Would you rather beach OR forest OR city OR farm?

May I just say that I'm highly disappointed in all of you for not pointing out the terrible spelling and grammar with this question. If you normally do it, don't forget this one.

Secondly, the city. Because I'm scared of bugs and don't like sand.

Would you rather eat a can of dog food OR lick a fresh dog poo?

Dog food.

Would you rather be blind from birth OR turn blind as a teenager?

Be blind from birth. It'd be a lot easier to accept my blindness if I never know what seeing feels like to begin with.

Would you rather lose all your memories you've made to date OR not be able to make new memories?

I'm fine with being unable to make new memories. I've lived a good life, had fun, met all kinds of people. I see being unable to make new memories as dying, since that's where your memories end. And I'd rather die than mess with the person people will want to know and remember me by.

Would you rather always be overdressed OR always be underdressed?

Overdressed. I don't mind wearing a hoodie and long pants when it's hot. Anything's better than exposing the monstrosity that is my body.

Would you rather go without internet for a month OR go without showering for month?

Go without showering. I swim once a week anyway.

Would you rather only be able to shout for the rest of your life OR only be able to whisper for the rest of your life?

Eh, people tell me to speak louder, so why don't I go with shouting. Would make me seem like a more confident person than I actually am.

Would you rather be stuck in a room for an hour with 100 non-venomous spiders OR with non-venomous snakes?

Would pass out with either of them, so it doesn't really matter.

Would you rather have your own private island OR have your own private jet?

Jet. Yee boi. I wanna meet all of you.

Would you rather live the life of fame and wealth OR live in Harry Potter's world?

Harry Potter's world. Let's go.

(Careful, the next one is not for smol children's eyes to see.)

RAUNCHY

P.S. I'm actually gonna answer these for the lols, so like, I suggest you skip this. Even with that, I know half of you won't so, in advance, good luck dying out there.

What is your favourite sex position?

I honestly don't know a lot of the sex positions, except for reverse cowgirl, since my friend once asked what it meant and now I know. Like, I just don't know all the names.

Plus, I'm not really interested in sex. So uhh... next.

What is your ultimate turn on?

Don't know, but I found out I've got a kink for women wearing suits.

What is your biggest turn off?

Non-consensual sex.

If you had to have a fetish what would it be?

Idkkk.

Have you ever been sexually attracted to the same sex?

I've been emotionally attracted to the same sex. *finger guns*

What is the hottest sex dream that you've ever had?

Look, here's the funny story. I always thought it to be normal to not have sex dreams until you're like an adult or something. But apparently all my friends had sex dreams and I'm just that person who's extremely dirty minded but not interested in sex. I'm not the only one tho.

What is your signature move to get someone turned on?

I don't have a need for turning on people. If it's even possible to get turned on because of me.

Would you prefer bondage or whipping?

Bondage. I'm not into pain.

What is something you want to do during sex, but you've been too afraid to try?

Never had sex, so uh... can't answer.

What makes you feel most comfortable during sex?

I've never had sex, but I think it'd be handholding. Idk, that always seems kind of comforting to me.

SUPER DEEP

How do you think that you will die?

Well, the shuffle test predicted I will die with a sky fall, and then I'll fade away, probably because of Thanos. So I think I'll bet on that.

Yes, I know. Super deep might be too much for you guys.

If you could pass on only one of your attributes to your children, what would it be?

My hair. How does it do what I want it to? Like, I may have terrible bed hair, but I can step out of the shower and have a relatively good hairstyle, swim and ruin my hair weekly and still be able to fix it. And best of all, if I wait long enough and it gets greasy, people compliment me on how I styled my hair and ask if I did something with it.

No, I didn't, I was just too lazy to shower.

What is something from your childhood that has shaped you into who you are today?

My parents. I think that's the entire idea behind parenting.

Would you rather had 3 months left to live or die instantly?

That I have 3 months left to live. I want to be able to throw all my fucks at school, say goodbye to the people I love, binge watch some anime I've always wanted to binge and listen to Taylor's albums on repeat the last day before I die.

Sounds like time well spent.

Do you believe in soulmates?

Ha. No.

I was kinda surprised at how many people believe in this? Guys, there's not only one person you're meant to be with. There is one person you'd genetically be the best match with, but genetics don't tell you who you wanna love, you do. So, like, soulmates are a load of bullshit that kinda reminds me of the best friends kind of bullshit.

Let's not go there.

What are you most insecure about?

If I say the right things. :3

Somehow, I'm a fucking pro at writing letters, but I can't actually talk. Forget it, I can barely answer that multiple question listening thing from German last year. I can't hold a conversation without being afraid.

What would your perfect day look like?

It's with a bird. And a laptop. And a long couch, paired with a nice fluffy blanket, but not too fluffy, 'cause I sneeze easily. And it has a nice music player. All food within reach. And I don't need to go to the toilet, not even once.

That sounds like heaven.

What are you afraid that people see when they look at you?

That I look desperate. Idk, I'm always a bit awkward and I find it difficult to make new friends or I want the people that are my friends to stay my friends, so sometimes I feel like I come over as a bit too desperate. And that scares me. ^^'

What is the saddest that you've ever felt?

Dooon't know exactly.

What is the happiest that you've ever felt?

Don't know this either.

Now,

Tagging Time

Ah, nvm. I'm too lazy.

Egg