So... Did you know I wrote a book because of one of these. Yup! But not this one, 'cause maybe I'll publish it and if I show you that you would know who, when and how everyone dies.

You better first check out the ones Alpha_Sapphire_ made, since they're funnier. Here goes!

The characters are randomized. Some are chosen by ship, but most not.

Applause for Mallow!

Paul you're probably the best in this whole game, why are you running away?!

Go Meadow!

MAX! Alcohol, seriously?! We've gotta tell Max how dangerous that stuff is! And he's underage!

MISTY!!

DAWN!😡

Meadow stalks Hau. Meadow, wrong person.

Ash steals from Gary😂.

IRIS!😡

YES BARRY! RUN AWAY FROM THE ALCOHOLIC!

Kenny... -_-

Ursula's nice. 0_0

NO, DAWN!!!!

District 2 is dead. ;-; I liked.... WAIT?! DAWN AND DREW WERE IN THE SAME DISTRICT?! Alpha_Sapphire_ I failed you.

Trip, I didn't know you could do it, but... you started a fire.

MOON! BARRY! They probably don't know that's Moon, and that's Barry.

Kenny and Hau hold hands. That's... ACTUALLY FREAKING ADORABLE! I kinda ship it. Is there a ship name?! Give me a ship name!

Paul and Gladion? This is getting unfair for the others.

Brianna is a mother to Bonnie.

MAX, YOU BETTER DON'T HAVE YOUR ALCOHOL IN THAT TREE!

Misty convinces Ash to snuggle with her. POKÉSHIPPING CONFIRMED! *squeals extremely high*

What? What sponsor is betting for Brianna?!

Hau stalks Kenny. I'm just gonna show you a previous sentence. Kenny and Hau hold hands. Okay, that's it! I SHIP THIS! I need the ship name, NOW!

What kind of sponsor gives an explosive?!

SERENA!😡

MISTY, DON'T GIVE MAX ANY ALCOHOL!

MALLOW?! WHY?!

BARRY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And Kenny is dead. No more Hau and Kenny moments. ;-;

May pushes Max in the lava. Brothers and sisters. May be like:

Trip trips😂

ASH AND MISTY SURVIVE!

MEADOW!!!!😡😡

Wow, that's a lot. 0_0

NOOOO!!! GLADION!!!

Meadow, I'm still mad at you.

HAU!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MAY YOU JUST KILLED PRECIOUSNESS!!

MISTY!😡 I'm just gonna pretend that wasn't Misty, but a Misty-robot.

SERENA!!! Don't shoot arrows at Iris, and CERTAINLY DON'T KILL MALLOW INSTEAD!

Meadow, I'm still mad at you.

I'm just gonna say what I always say when someone questions his/her sanity. You should.

Poor May...

MEADOW!!! Oh... I'm still mad at you. I truly am.

Poor Misty...

Poor Serena...

SERENA!!😡

MAY!😭

IRIS!😭 Wait. Does that mean...

Applause for Serena!

That was it. Clemont is last. A new ship is born. Serena won.

Please check Alpha_Sapphire_'s Hunger Games Simulator out, since I feel bad for using this. And it's better than mine.

Bye!

Oh, and I really need that ship name.

Bye!