This just happened

Me: *tries to pull the tab on opens a new bottle of creamer*

Anthony: Babe I thought you said no cumming on the counter!! If you can, then I can to *starts taking off belt*

Me: you fucking idiot

😂 he didn't take off his pants he was joking but I was in tears😂

*50 minuets later I hear yelling coming from the kitchen*

Anthony: BABY BOY! UMM I NEED A TOWEL....I got carried away and it isn't creamer..

....He actually came on the fucking counter....I question our relationship sometimes 😂😂