Well, I got tagged, so... Yeah.

Name: Maria. I've had some weird (re: stupid) nicknames over the years, most of which I refuse to answer to. Colette (because I apparently look like the chick from Disney's Ratatouille), Amy (also because I apparently look like the girl from The Big Bang Theory, which I don't watch), Riri (my family nickname, based on my actually name). My brother at one point referred to me as Michael Jackson, just because of my initials. Oh, and my one friend calls me Mar-Mar, and I'm 99% positive she does it because she knows it ticks me the hell off.

Relationship Status: Single, a state I'll apparently perpetually be in. I'm not particularly bothered but... yeah. It's likely I'm not the type guys are really into. Unfortunately, though, I develop crushes very easily, and not all of them are fictional.

Guy Best Friend: I had four when I was younger, though we've since drifted apart. Luke, John, Evan and Colin. Currently, the guy I'd describe as my best friend is also drifting away and becoming a bit of an ass, according to my legit best friend. Which sucks. Be meh, whatcha gonna do about it.

Girl Best Friend: She's actually on Wattpad! Her username is ugh-nope and I love her so freaking much. For a lot of my life, I could never definitively say I had a best friend. There was a girl who I knew in grade school who I called my bestie, but... it was really only at school. But my best friend now's a huge reason for me coming out of my shell, if only a little, and I'm incredibly grateful to her for that.

As for hey-we-met-online-but-I-still-love-ya friends, I'd go with UnchainedHeart, PokemonRio, shibalove, KhrystenZoeBas, OneHellofaGrell (though we haven't talked much, recently), and as of late, Bre2k9. All of y'all are beautiful people and getting to know you has been an absolute joy!

Height: I'm five-seven, and I've officially stopped growing. Yay. But hey, I'm not ashamed to say PokemonRio's taller than me, despite being a few years younger. I'm at least above average for my age group!

Weight: Gonna follow a few people's lead and plead the fifth on this one.

Last Song You Played: As in listening to music? 'Cause I'm listening to Lights by Mallory Knox right now. If we're talking musical instrument shit... uh, like, Mary Had a Little Lamb or Hot Cross Buns on the recorder. In third grade. Yeah, I'm not a virtuoso or anything. Can't even play a damn recorder correctly.

Last Time You Laughed: Uh... probably when I was watching jacksepticeye on YouTube earlier. Though I can definitely say I was laughing last night while I was reading Assassination Classroom. God, those deranged little hitmen and their monster sensei crack me up!

Last Time You Cried: I wanna say... last month? I was feeling stressed about school, and I couldn't calm down, and then I failed a test and... things fell into a heavy downward spiral after that.

Nominations: Anyone who wants to do this, I suppose~