A friend of mine did this thing where she took episode titles of a show we both watched and turned them into something different, normally unnecessarily long but sums up the episode.

I really wanted to do the same soooooo, ALTERNATE CHAPTER TITLES (yay)

I'm just going to do this for.... Maybe every book? Or at least a lot of them.

Without further ado, let's do this!

ALSO SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THEM

Starting off small with: To Die In Battle

1- To Die In Battle
Alternate: "CannibalCrab Dies"

2- Or Of Old Age
Alternate: "CannibalCrab Dies... Again."

3- Either Way, I Wanna Be By Your Side
Alternate: "PSYCH NOT DEAD! JUST A DREAM!"

Moving on, to Just A Nightmare

1 (Only chapter)- Promise?
Alternate: "Child Has Nightmares, Then Nightmares Come True. Krakens (sometimes) Have Prophetic Dreams Confirmed"

And now, Sea Shenanigans!

1- Thanksgiving
Alternate: "Man Tries To Have Thanksgiving Dinner; Sets His Kitchen On Fire"

2- Christmas Customs (Christmas Theme Part 1)
Alternate: "Snake Lady Doesn't Understand Christmas"

3- Christmas Spirit (Christmas Theme Part 2)
Alternate: "Spirit Forces Man To Feel Christmas Spirit By Sending Him Through Time"

4- Doomed (Timelines Part One)
Alternate: "So Much Death In One Chapter"

5- Reverse (Timelines Part Two)
Alternate: "Everyone Dies Except Blooper But Then Time Travel"

6- Secret Santa (Christmas Theme Part 3)
Alternate: "PRESENTS"

7- The Deal (Atlantis Falls Crossover Part 1)
Alternate: "Don't Make Deals With Shady Triangles"

To See Through The Enemy's Eyes now! This ought to be fun!

1- Nexus
Alternate: "Fight Scene And Nexus Does Stuff"

2- Wrong Time
Alternate: "TIME TRAVEL PART ONE: Cody Much Confused"

3- Same Situation, Different Person
Alternate: "TIME TRAVEL PART TWO: KrakenKid Is So Done"

4- Shelter
Alternate: "Tiny And Excitable Kraken Is A Nerd"

5- The Runaway
Alternate: "Emotional Penguin Has A Nightmare And KrakenKid's Dad Instincts Kick In"

6- Beach
Alternate: "Local Beach Inspires Future Villain"

7- Favorite Place
Alternate: "Local Mountain Inspires Bonding And Induces Fear Of Heights"

8- Robin Hood
Alternate: "Surprise Guest Star From The Chicken"

9- Attacked
Alternate: "Shark Attack Causes Kraken To Lose A Tentacle"

10- The Truth Hurts
Alternate: "HERE COMES THE BACKSTORY"

11- First Aid Required
Alternate: "Fluff And Feels"

12- What Makes The Future
Alternate: "Surprise Conch Command"

13- Stressed
Alternate: "HERE COMES THE BACKSTORY: The Sequel"

14- Exit Door Found
Alternate: "Gooodbyeeeeeeeee"

15- Return To Your Roots
Alternate: "Guest Appearance: THE QUEEN"

16- Touching Home Plate
Alternate: "GOTTA GO FAST OR ELSE MAYBE DEATH"

17- Epilogue: Having Seen Through The Enemy's Eyes
Alternate: "PEACE (Both saying goodbye and the fact that they make peace)"

Sea Ships. Oh boy

1- Trapped Together- Caken
Alternate: "Mild Flirting While Trapped In A Cave"

2- Escort- Crofessor
Alternate: "This Is Why You Don't Buy 300 Phones [But At Least Love Happens]"

3- A Little More- Cam
Alternate: "Sea Chips And Selena And KrakenKid Do Shady Things While Cody And Sam Are On A Date"

4- A Story- Perebia
Alternate: "Poseidon Isn't Too Bad... Kinda"

5- Assistance Needed- KrakenKid X Reader
Alternate: "Always Make Sure Your Wound Isn't Infected Guys"

6- Awkward- Caken & Crofessor
Alternate: "Dorks Admit They Are Dating The Enemy"

7- As Time Goes On- Belena
Alternate: "Don't Gamble. Seriously"

8- You Idiot- Praken
Alternate: "Exhausted Kraken Wants To Blow Things Up But Gets Kinda Close"

9- Kings- Jody
Alternate: "NERDS"

10- Friends 'Till The END- Platonic!Jody
Alternate: "Author Kills Off Both People In [Friend]Ship"

11- Nerves- Cam
Alternate: "MARRIAGE WOOOOO"

12-Complicated- Caken
Alternate: "Time To Meet The Dads Plus Minor Crofessor"

13- A Little Push- Cody X Reader
Alternate: "Man Cannot Get Privacy During Date"

14- Internal Crisis- Kelena
Alternate: "Man Finds Out He's A Cannibal"

15- My Light- Jena
Alternate: "Fluff And Then Cody Goes Into A Coma"

16- VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL- Part 1
Alternate: "ALLLLL THE SHIPPSSSSS (Sorta)"

17- Morals- Jena
Alternate: "Chicken Wants To Kill A Guy But Then Morals"

FINALLY: Sea Serpent

1- War Medic
Alternate: "Who's This Pokemon?"

2- First Battle
Alternate: "Killer Whales, Magic And Bad Memories"

3- Return Of The Nightmares
Alternate: "Hybrid Breaks Into Palace To Comfort Penguin When He Has Nightmare"

4- Final Ingredient
Alternate: "Machine Almost Destroys Atlantis"

5- Midnight Stroll
Alternate: "Hybrid Says "Screw Threats" And Heals A Squid Humanoid While His Boss Aggressively Points A Gun"

6- A Friend In Need
Alternate: "Science And Magic Mess Around While King Dies"

7- Crystals
Alternate: "Snakes Like Shiny Stuff, Also Feels Jam"

8- Tricksters
Alternate: "Local Healer Really Hates Mazes"

9- Intruder?
Alternate: "Tanith Insists On Being Friends With KrakenKid And Gets House Tour"

10- The Gauntlet
Alternate: "Author Hints At Things While Professor Can't Do Magic"

11- A Lesson In Violence
Alternate: "GUNSSSSSSSSSSSS"
(Snake Joke XD)

12- Cake-Splosion
Alternate: "Author Cannot Get Over This Title Because THEY ARE SO PROUD OF IT"

13- Two Sides Of The Same Coin
Alternate: "NIGHTMARE TRAIN CHOOOO CHOOOO"

14- Prison Outbreak
Alternate: "Wow What A Long Chapter Full Of Stuff And People"

15- Memories Of The Past
Alternate: "THE NIGHTMARE TRAIN IS BACK CHUGA CHUGA CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO"

16- Closet
Alternate: "While Trying To Take A Cute Picture, Crab And Hybrid Find Secret Closet And Hide In It"

17- Beach Shenanigans
Alternate: "Another Chapter Of "Innocent Title But Feels-y Stuff""

18- Detective Skills
Alternate: "Cody Becomes Sherlock"

19- Attack Of The Annon
Alternate: "KrakenKid Joins The "I Almost Died!" Club. For The Second Time. He's Now The Leader Of Said Club"

20- INVASION
Alternate: "THE TIDES HAVE RISEN"

21- CONFRONTATION
Alternate: "Seriously KrakenKid Almost Dies A Lot. Sorry Kraken"

22- Aftermath
Alternate: "Don't Piss Of The Snake Lady" (Or "She Shoots She Scores!")

23- Free Time
Alternate: "A Bored Blooper Is A Dangerous Blooper"

24- Doubt In Self
Alternate: "YETIIIIIIIIIII"

25- The Strange Doctor
Alternate: "KrakenKid Is Confuzzled By Doctor Who Doesn't Care About His Threats"

26- Heart Vs Mind
Alternate: "Magic And Science Piss Each Other Off And Anger A Spirit"

27- Insomnia
Alternate: "Doctor Says "Screw It" And Decides Not To Sleep. Also, Why You SHOULD Sleep"

28- Medicine
Alternate: "Tanith Is Really Honest While Under Drugs"

29- Phone A Friend
Alternate: "BRO TIME"

30- Babysitting
Alternate: "Snake Lady Doesn't Realize She Is Confessing Her Feelings While Under Sleep Medicine"

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That's all I'm gonna do for now! Did you guys like this? Is there any one's you name differently? Tell me! I'd be interested to know!

I hope you liked this! Be sure to comment and I'll see all of you later! Seeeeeee Yaaaaaa!

--JustAnAtlantisWriter