Okay. Okay. Okay. So.

fanfic_thefinest dared me to read Starker and post about. And I forgot to do it but then I just did it. And. Fuck. Ah. Shit.

So, uh-

Basically.

In this oneshot,

Tony is Peter's sugar daddy. And. So. Yeah. He buys a lot of stuff for him. Then one day Ned and Peter were talking and Ned was like "he's totally your sugar daddy" and Peter's just there thinking.

Then later Tony and Peter are buying Peter a suit for an interview. The suit turns out to be thousands of dollars or something. Then Peter's like "you really didn't have to buy me this" and Tony's like "but I'm your sugar daddy, am I not?" And Peter's like "you heard that?" And Tony's like "yeah"

Then after the interview there was a party. After the party Tony was talking to Rhodey about how Peter's so hot and his ass is so nice in that new suit. And Rhodey's like "so you want to be his sugar daddy?" And Tony's like "something like that..." quote unquote.

So yeah.

AH

Why did I do that.

My- my brain. No!

I'm like traumatized for life now...

You're welcome finest, I did it.