I was tagged by Peiji~Chan, author of this:

http://my.w.tt/UiNb/3IzKhCN2eF

1. Q: Do you like someone?
A: ＮＯＰＥ
2. Q:Do they like you back?
A:Can people that don't exist have feelings??? (I don't know ｈｅｌｐ)
3. Q: Middle name?
A:Sir Nicolas
4. Q:Single or taken?
A: Happy and single.
5. Q:Last person you texted.
A: Peiji~Chan
6. Q: Last song I listened to.
A:Nonstop Hamilton
7. Q:Battery percent?
A:ＤＥＡＴＨ  ＴＥＮ  ＤＥＡＴＨ
8.Q: Who's your best friend that's a girl?
A: Peiji~Chan!
9.Q:Who's your best friend that's a guy?
A:Don't have one right now.
10. Q:OTP?
A:iPodxbagel
11. Q: Why did you make your account?
A:I was threatened with ｄｅａｔｈ if I didn't.
12. Q: Current Lock screen?
A:Peiji~Chan made it. (It's an inside joke between us.)

13. Q: Birthday?
731,447 days since A.D. began

I tag whoever dares to comment at all on this post.