Sans: KIDDOIJUSTWANNALIVEANORMALLIFEPLZ!

 Me: ТЫ, КУСОК КОРИЧНЕВОГО МАТЕРИАЛА!

Sans: What the actual frickity-frackity did the shitty-shatty girl say?

Me: Dude, it's Russian.

Sans: But what did you say?

Me: Ummmmm... I called you a piece of brown stuff...

Sans: I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE!!!!!!!

Me: K.

Sans: ಠ_ಠ

*MEDIUM BEEP*

Sans: T-thank you...

Frisk: I ALWAYS come back.

William Afton: BITCH, THAT'S MY LINE!

Me: How the actual fuck did you get here?

*MEDIUM BEEP*

Papyrus: BREAKFAST SPAGHET, BITCHES!

Everyone: "(°—°)

*MEDIUM BEEP*

Undyne: Ummm, I forgot my lines...

Me: Just... Try.

Me: AND ACTION!

 Undyne: I not smart why u need meh halp with geek shit?

Alphys and Sans: BITC-

*MEDIUM BEEP*

Alphys: D-Dr.Gaster?

W.D. Gaster: 'sup

Sans: BURN.IN.HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

*MEDIUM BEEP*

Alphys: Papy forgety past?!

Sans: *Deep breath* Alphys, you are a SCIENTIST. ACT LIKE IT.

*LOOOOOONG AS FUCK BEEP*