So my last embarrassing moment was at school... So let me change the scenario a bit.

One day, this actual summer to be honest, I met up with my whole family, which basically includes like twenty cousins, five pairs of uncle's and aunties, my granma, her two sisters, all their children, the children of their children, and the children of the children of their children. 

Resume, a LOT of people.

So to be honest, what happened to me wasn't that strange, especially since I have an extreamely bad memory.

Basically, while I was sitting around the table, I decided I wanted to add a bit of salt to my chips (I mean, who doesn't...) Anywho, this is how it went:

Me: Hey, Chris, can you pass me the salt please?

Boy I thought was James: Where is it?

Me (trying to act as if I knew he was Chris): Right next to Amanda.

Okay....

This is just going to be too confusing if I continue...

And I think you get the point.

In the end, I said every name I remembered, trying to make it seem as if I knew who each of them was, (which I repeat, I did not... I hadn't seen all of them together in years!) all to get the salt.

Guess what happened in the end?

I had to get up and get it, because I already felt to embarrassed with not knowing the children's name, and I wasn't going to start guessing the parents name too.

So now you know, if you are going to have a big family, do not think of exotic and strange names... Make it simple, so that us commoners with bad memory can actually keep ut. (Like seriously, they where all chatting, not making a single mistake at the moment of saying a name, well, except when they tried distinguishing the twins... I ended up just calling them twins...)

Hope you liked it, probably don't share, and well, voting and commenting make it appear in your activity thingy, so probably don't do that either ;)

Have a great day!

PS: The title is name inventor because I made so many names up, I thought it fitted... I'm an amazing cousin, am I right?