I was victimized by Mystic_Am_Wildcat. Send help. Take this straight to the internee's office, for I am a victim of surviving.

Q1: OTP?

A1: WILDLAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Q2: Which YouTuber do you most act like?

A2: Fuck. Mini and Delirious, for I am a fucking meme, but I'm also delusional.

Q3: If you could meet any YouTuber who would it be?

A3: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Craig, 'cause he's my idol and he's the reason I'm myself, Tyler, because he's awesome (DAT LAUGH 10/10) and HAWWT, and Martin, because I'm probably a favorite in the comment section and he's just so giggly and always leaves a smile on my face.

Q4: What do you call a magic owl?

A4: A Moo-gician!

Q5: What's your favorite muffin?

A5: Uh... um... uhhhh.. er.. um... those apple ones covered in brown sugar... they can have my virginity any time.

Q6: Chocolate or Vanilla?

A6: I like vanillas- OH THE FLAVOR, WELL THEN. I LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, AND VANILLAAAAAA. I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF MILK CHOCOLATE. (kill meeEEEe)

Q7: Cat or Dog?

A7: I LIKE ME A GOOD OL' DOGE, BUT CATS LIKE ME AND ARE ME THOUGH-

-THAT'S MY SUPER FAT, SPECIAL ED CAT: Leo-

_ALSO I HAVE 3 CATS THAT ARE ALL LIKE 9-10 MONTHS OLD, LIKE JOE

Q8: Pig or Raccoon?

A8: I actually wanted a pot-belly pig when I was little, but raccoons are like foxes, foxes are like wolves, and I like wolves and foxes.

Q9: Do you miss PinkLadd?

A9: YESSS I FUCKING MISS THAT SUN OF A BITCH WITH THAT LONG, SOFT, BUBBLEGUM PINK HAIR AND HE WAS SO GAY AND I MISS IT SO MUCH AND HE SHOULD HAVE FUCKED TYLER BECAUSE HE- what am I dong? *DOING   SEEE DELUSIONAL, BUT LIKE WTF AM I TALKING ABOUT I DON'T KNOW BUT THAT HAIR THOUGH, THERE ARE REASONS WHY I QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AND THAT IS ONE OF THEM BECAUSE THAT HAIR THOUGH IT JUST GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS AND I THINK I WAS AROUSED I HAVE NO IDEA BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED BY HIS FUCKING HAIR THAT I MISS SO DEARLY- and yeah, I created over 15 burns/roasts for when he does another roasting vid and a lot of them were about his glorious pink hair and now I'm sad.

(Yes. That ^^^^ can write a fucking story with good plot and grammar. Shocking, right?)

Q10: Suh Dude?

A10: FUKCINGG UIAG FAGHJSF YAFAEHFJGA GEHJFA Y GUHFJADFGJASUFJHJEYDHJGYUWJH SUH DUDE IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT THAT SEXY-ASS PINK LADD BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE MARTIN IS ADORABLE AND STILL USUES IT AND I AM PROUD OF THAT MAN AHFGAJ<SYUHJEDYAUAHJGEAJSDUYghedhgedhg *sob*

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