A man walks on with a bag over this head.
He moves a chair.
He tries to shit on the chair.
It's a kids chair so it collapses.
He stands up.

"Honeycombs, not Honeymoon you dumb ass."

He takes off his bag to reveal Tony Stark.

"Honeycombs will fuck your shit up. They're that good. I'm a billionaire and I buy $1 cereal. Yep."

He takes off the mask to reveal Peter Parker.

"I am a dusty boy and I'm only paid with a really low wadge, but I can still afford this dusty shit."

He takes off his mask to reveal Steve Rogers.

"First off: LANGUAGE! Second: Why the FUCK am I here???"

He takes off his mask to reveal Thor. He gets stage fright and takes off his mask to reveal Clint Barton.

"Fruit Snacks."
"Shit wrong commercial."

He takes a deep breath.

"Hello. I'm your classic farm boy who enjoys Cheerios, but I also enjoy whatever the fuck this advertisement is for.".

He removes the mask to reveal Bruce Banner.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Windows error music and screen appears.

He pulls off his mask to reveal Natahsa Romanoff.

"I don't like this. I like knives and blood."

This vision disappears to reveal Izzy Banner and in Lab at Stark Tower.

"I seriously need help...."
"Brought to you by the Reality Stone!!! Making you shit confusion!!!

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