Tagged by todorouki

I forgot what this tag was even tho i read it 10 seconds ago 😩😩 fuck me

Ok im back

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13 facts cuz apparently YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE AN UNEVEN NUMBER smh

1) I DISCOVERED I HAVE A FOOT FETISH LIKE IM NOT JOKING THIS IS REAL I ACTUALLY LIKE FEET

2) SAME AS THE LAST FACT OKAY BUT C'MON I WAS CALLING MY FRIEND SMOL BEAN BECAUSE HIS FEET WERE SO CUTE AND THE FUCK IT TURNS OUT IF HE WERE A FEMALE HIS FEET WOULD BE 11.5 IM FUCKING WOKE... I STILL LOVE HIS FEET THO

3) IM A FOOT SIZE 8 OK HIS FEET ARE BIGGER THAN MINE 😫😫 HOW ARE THEY SO CUTE UGHH

4) i play fortnite 🔥🔥i haven't gotten a win yet i keep getting 2nd/3rd/69th get on my fucking level you fucking toasterdicks

5) i fucking stole a piñata head from a birthday party and had my stepdad hang it ok these are the fucking mental issues i have dont fucking judge karen

6) im fucking bored 24/7 and i love asians so i watched 666 videos of things asians like in women and i fucking meet all criteria ok MOST ASIAN MEN DONT LIKE FASHIONISTA BITCH ASS DIVAS AND A LOT ACTUALLY SAID THEY LIKE VIDEO GAMES I THINK IM GOOD oh but they dont like Mexicans 😂😂 kill me

7) my dog vores carrots that's all she eats now FUCKING HO I REMEMBER HER FUCKING PHASE WHERE I DROPPED RICE ON THE GROUND AND ALL SHE ATE WAS FUCKING RICE FOR 2 MONTHS SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN WITH CARROTS THIS BITCH

8) i got beta for fallout 76 AND IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WAITING FOR THE BETA TO COME OUT LIKE MCFUCKING SCUZE ME ITS BEEN LIKE 2 WEEKS THIS FAKE ASS QUEEN ISNT GONNA WAIT NO FUCKING LONGER YOU PENIS HEADS IM THROUGH

I still gotta wait more time 😫😫.

9) guys i rlly dont like meat it makes me want to vomit i wanna be a vegetarian #letseatcowshitnotcowmeat

10) i spend 5+ hours looking at memes EVERY DAY ok im the fucking female meme expert in my friend group OK wait what friends 😁😁 they dont talk to me anymore 😂😂 kill me

Here's a meme dump be my friend

Idk how i get straight a's my brain should be FRIED by now

11) I RLLY WANT SOME FUCKING FRUIT GUMMIES RN THOSE ARE THE SHIT PLZ GIMME WELCHS FRUIT SNACKS IDK WHAT TF THEY'RE CALLED

12) i met a British person online recently and i have a HUGE ASS urge to call them I WANNA HEAR THEIR VOICE OMFG PLEASE

13) i play mobile games with 20+ year olds lol one is 43 😂 HE SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF HIS GUN IN FACEBOOK MY GOD IT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL LIKE IM NOT A FANATIC OF GUNS BUT THIS RIGHT HERE IS A FUCKING BEAUTY

ITS A S&M M&P IMA N U T

ITS FUCKING OLD BUT CMON ITS BEAUTIFUL

IT ONLY LIGHTS UP IF YOU SQUEEZE THE HANDLE LIKE THIS GUN CAN SQUEEZE MY NUTS DRY WHENEVER IT WANTS

Uhh that's it i think

Bye bitches