Tagged by: Kaiterai

That Person (also known by the name Jen) is a wild beast with odd habits strange abilities. This is a guide to show you where to find this fantastic beast and how to catch her.

1.) Junk Food

The wild Jen is very particular about her junk food, even though she loves it. She doesn't like a lot of candy bars (Twix and Snickers are the only exceptions). She does, however, love M&M's (especially the caramel ones), Oreos, and chips. But not Fritos. Or Funyuns. Or any type of Doritos other than Nacho Cheese.

2.) Her cats

She loves her cats very much. Therefore, if you take one of the cats, she will be very mad. And come after you. Albeit, very slowly, but still. She loves her cats.

3.) A lot of Vocaloid

A very well-known fact about Jen is her love of Vocaloid. Vocaloid, if you don't know what it is, is a vocal synthesizer which lets you program songs from the comfort of your couch. And then, if you're Akuno-P, become really, really famous in the process. Anyway, there are a few Jen has preference to (Aoki Lapis, Xin Hua, and Stardust). That doesn't mean no other Vocaloid will work. In fact, here are some of her favorite songs:

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Just about any of the Aoki Lapis, Stardust, or Xin Hua songs will work. Unless they are covers of That Bitchy Idol. That would not work. In fact, it would make Jen disgusted.

4.) Strawberries and blueberries

Strawberries and blueberries are her favorite fruits (blueberries are better if she had to pick). But she is very particular, and there must be no dark spots on the strawberries and the blueberries or strawberries may not be mushy.

Who would catch me?

Uh

Probably my sister

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