Friend: Hey Girl

Me: Wassup

Friend: Girl, I'm pregnant

Me: *chokes on milk* GIRL WHAT?? JJ KNOCKED HER ASS UP

Friend: *laughs* Yeah, but there's a little problem

Me: What is it

Friend: The baby isn't JJ

Me: *looks at her and walks away* *comes back a minute later* GIRL ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY

DeAnna