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For LALALALA_OK21 and taekauicci hope you both like it! 💕
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"Hey guys! I'm Kim Taehyung and this smol bean right here is-"

"Sexy Park Jimin" I roll my eyes.

"We're going to be finding Taehyung a bae! Welcome to bestie picks bae!"

"Yeah that was my line but ok" I shove chim.

"Come here!! You gotta sit on this chair" He yanks me back.

"You seem more excitedly than me" I chuckle as I sit on the chair, my back will be facing the constants. I'M FUCKING NERVOUS!

"I am! I wanna find the best bae for my lovely baby!" He squishes the living heck out of my cheeks.

"Don't choose a mafia please" I practically beg for him not to.

"I'll think about that" He smirks. Fuck his think.

I sit on the chair as I hear footsteps and people murmuring.

"Ok guys! Hello! I'm Park Jimin and I'm picking a bae for my tae. Fuck that rhymed" I snicker at his mochiness.

"And if you hurt him, I'm gonna chop your balls and I'm not gonna hesitate to do that! Understand?!" I love chim my gosh he cares for me too much.

"Ok good! Now let's get started. I have a series of questions with me and after each question I'll eliminate one boy. There are total of 5 questions so five boys"

"Yes" Was all they said in unison.

"So first question. Which quality of my tae attracted you?" I look at jimin. He smiles at me and I smile back.

(Underlined lines are the lines spoken by the contestants so y'all don't get confused who is speaking)

"Um taehyung, I really love his personality"

I furrow my eyebrows. Just my personality?! Ugh I wish I could see their faces.

"Ok personality. Next" Chim nods.

"I love taehyungs eyes. I could look at them all day long" Contestant 2 speaks

WHY DID I BLUSH! FUCK!

"I love everything about taehyung. His all little details like he pouts when he's shy or he hits on the chest when he receives cheesy lines. Taehyung is the cutest thing ever. His doe eyes scream innocence. His lovely tan skin which can make anyone drool. And the thing which enhances him the most, his cute little mole on his nose. And what makes him more uwu'ish unique is his elephant moles on his arm"

Contestant 3 WHAT THE! HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT ME!! IS HE JU- Nah! BUT ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT MY ELEPHANT! No it can't be! He's in Seoul right now, with his girlfriend.

"Can I choose him already?!" Chim asks pointing at the boy.

"JIMIN! YOU GOTTA GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE!" The manager. . . Erm. . . Lisa and Jennie noona shouts.

I was also shocked when they appeared as the manager.

"O-ok noona! Next!" Jimin nervously chuckles.

"I like taehyungs smile? Yeah smile!"

"Contestant 4 are you asking or telling?" Jimin mumbles.

"I-I don't know! I-I wanna go home!" My mouth hung open. Like chile-

"I um contestant 5 continue!"

I pick up a water bottle and I started sipping on it.

"Taehyung has a nice ass" And I now chocked and started coughing violently.

"I mean where's the lie? And congratulations you're eliminated!" Jimin claps his hands.

"Aw man!" The boy moves past me and bows down.

He's fine I guess. I'm glad he's gone.

"4 left! Next question boys for you is. . . If you were to take taehyung on a date, where would it be and what would you do"

"I would probably take taehyung for shopping Gucci and then I would take him to a restaurant"

Dang he knows I love Gucci. I rub my lower lip with my index finger.

"YOU'LL GO BANKRUPT ANYWAYS CONTESTANT 2" I giggle at what Jennie noona shouted.

"I'll take him on a long drive!"

"Aren't you too basic? I mean never mind next"

"Lisa noona! Don't say that!" Jimin gets smacked by Lisa noona.

"Don't tell me what to do boy!"

"Ok so in my opinion, taehyungs dream date is going through a McDonald's drive thru, getting the food and then driving towards the beach to watch the sunset while he enjoys the sunroof of the car. Walking through the sand, hand in hand and then a cute dinner on the beach with fairy lights around. A dance after the dinner and to top it off a kiss and a hug, making him feel secured in my arms."

FUCK I'M CRYING!!! HE'S, HE'S SO CUTE OH MY LORD!!

"That's so cute oh my- tae! Why are you crying baby?!" Chim asks as he wipes my tears.

"CHIM! THAT'S SO CUTEEE!" I sob in my hands.

"Aish this kid!"

"aRe YoU aNd hObI LiStEnInG hUh?!" Jimin says sassily to his two boyfriends. Kid got lucky. . .

"I AM! BUT YOONGI ISN'T! HE'S SLEEPING!" Aish hobi hyung.

"I already wanna choose contestant 3 so you know what let's skip to the last question" I giggle at his excitement.

"If you have ever met taehyung before and it didn't ended on good terms, what do you wanna say about it?"

I furrow my eyebrows. I've never met any of these guys I'm a hundred percent sure! I bet my fucking virginity on it! And if I lose, imma lose my virginity tonight!

WAIT WHAT THR HECK AM I THINKING! Guess I had to much coffee.

"I never met him s-"

"Eliminated bitch" Daaayuummm boiii dats mah bestweee.

"Fine!" I see the boy bow to me and then go away.

He looked so cute though.

"Contestant 2 continue wait NEVER MIND YOU'RE ELIMINATED! GET THE FUCK OUT!" I stare at Jimin in shock and then I look at my noonas who are laughing their asses off.

"I didn't e-"

"GUARDS!" I watch the guards drag a pretty boy away.

I sulk on the chair. Well atleast this is comfy.

I look at jimin who glares at someone

"I-I I'm going! Byeeee!" Contestant 4 runs away too. Fuck he had tattoos.

"So what's your answer?!" I can see Hobi hyung in jimins ey- HOPE HOPE yeah hope in his eyes.

"I've met tae before. Well in fact tae was my bestie my lovely hyungie. But the day he left, made me horrible. I rarely ate anything. You all were the one who forced me to eat for tae. I really regret letting you go taehyungie. The thing was even I had feelings for you, but I was scared that you're going to leave me, erm well that's what happened but I really really love you hyung. I even knew that that fucking 'Negativity' was cheating on me. But she said that if I'll leave her, she'll tell you everything and I couldn't afford to lose you. So I had to pretend I'm in love with her. She just used me for my money and all. I'm sorry hyung please come back to me. I really love you. Come back to y-your bunny p-please"

In an instance, I stand up and I run towards him and I jump on him.

"I-I missed you too kookie" I mumbled as tears flooded down my cheeks. How I missed these hugs.

"H-hyung please forgive me" I look at him, his cute doe eyes filled with tears. I immediately wipe them away.

"It's not your fault kookie." I nuzzle my nose in his neck.

"H-hyung?" I look up at him and he hesitantly locks our lips in a slow passionate kiss. All our emotions in one.

"Will you be my boyfriend? This bunny's boyfriend?" I pinch his cheeks.

"I-I'd love to kookie" I whisper as we connect our foreheads, feeling each other's warmth.

"And that's how I found my bestie a perfect bae" I hear jimin say as I giggle, making jungkook giggle with me.

"I love you kookie" I blush as I look down.

"I love you too, baby boy" I smack his chest as he nudges my face up by his nose and kisses me again.

"Guys GET. A. ROOM." Lisa noona and Jennie noona shout together.

"But they're cute aren't they Jen?"

"They're the cutest couple lis" I pull away to see chim on the floor.

"I guess that's a lot of uwu's for him to handle today. Gotta go guys! Have a great day y'all" Hobi hyung says as we see a sleeping yoongi hyung on his back and a fainted jimin getting dragged by him.

"Let us help" And they all go away.

"Have you ever had sex in a live room?" Jungkook asks looking around.

"I'm a vigin kook! Not like you!" I pinch his ear.

"Oww! I'm a virgin too tae" Oops.

"Haha I forgot." I mumble sheepishly.

"That's it baby. You're getting a punishment!" He whispers as his voice drops an octave lower than his usual voice.

"Oh yes daddy" I wink as he takes me back to my house.
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Look who decided to miss 3 days of updating *points at my face* MEEEE!

Haha I was busy with exams. I'm sorry cookiez.

I think you all should not read this one coz it is rushed. Very rushed. And not proofread so there will be mistakes.

I'm scared I have my French exam coming up 😭

Anyways. . . Lwub ywou awall swooooo mwuch.

Take care cookiez! 💜💜💜

~R