"Welcome back to Ask the EX-perienced, where we answer your questions regarding your exes! Woohoo" I said, hyped for this episode.

"I'm Kim Taehyung, an EX-perienced ex" I giggle.

"Even though he has dated only one person" I smacked my besties head.

"Oww! Why'd you do that!" He winces

"Chim! Don't! We're live! And let's just get started already" I roll my eyes.

"Ok. Wassup y'all! I'm Park Jimin. Your sexy, cutie, lovely EX-perienced ex"

"Are you serious right now?" I sigh as chim picks up one of the cards and starts reading it.

"This is from—" Chim gets cut off by the staff members.

"Jimin you can't say the person's name who sent the question" Eun woo hyung said.

"Ok Eun woo I'll not say the name" Chim and I both nod understandingly

"My partner has been texting their ex" He starts.

"Hold up! That's— never mind continue" The camera pans over to me then back to chim.

"They say that they're just friends but I don't know how to feel about it" Chim looks over to me.

"You know what? SLAM THE DOOR SHUT ON THEIR FACE!" I shouted making chim wheeze.

"I'm angry for her! Drop that boy off at McDonald's and say you lost your way back to him when you didn't!" I said as I leaned back as a king.

"Drop him like DONE!" Chim starts.

"Yaaasss DONE!" I use the same tone as chim used.

"I don't know why you're texting them for? I mean you're over them right? That's why you're with me! Am I not your future?! Am I not your love?! Why did you get with me when you had to go back to your ex!"

I say sarcastically while chim is struggling to stop laughing.

"Listen! No ex is a friend uh ah! " Chim says raising his index finger.

"Let me tell you something. They're ex for a reason" Chim completes his sentence.

"Like Hello! EXpired!!" I snap my fingers as I say that.

We both laugh and high five.

"No do you know what? I wouldn't even leave them because of that, I would leave them because they could even think that was ok. Texting your exes brings trust issues to a perfectly bonded relationship" A visible grin forms on chims lips as he looks at me.

"It's a lack of respect!!" I slam my hand on my thigh.

"The fact that you PICKED up your phone—"

"Exactly" Chims jumps in between.

"—then you UNLOCKED your phone, you OPENED the text and then you had the NERVE to TEXT that who—*bleep* and I mean! WHO DOES THAT!!" I lost my cool and then I just realized I sweared on camera, live.

"Oh god I just said who—*bleep* fu*bleep* again!!! Chim you continue please" I laughed.

"Boii you've got some swears up your sleeve" He snorted as I also bursted laughing.

"Ok so I can't even explain! That hands that'll be thrown!"

"Chairs and tables chimmy not hands! That's old now" I look at my nails sassily.

"Ok Mr. Sass" He snickers.

"And then the door which will be SLAMMED!"

"AND SHUT FOREVER!" I finished his sentence.

"Tae Tae I can't breathe" Chim clutches his stomach

I hear giggles so I look back to see Eun woo hyungie and others laughing their asses off.

"I feel like it's such a lack of respect, being in a present relationship and still texting your ex. Texting your ex makes your boyfriend or girlfriend feel hurt and that hurt fu*bleep* hurts!!!" I continue.

"He's right. It's like you're not happy with obviously what you got! If you have to be travelling back to your EX"

"Right! Like that's bulls— never mind" I said as chim shoves me.

"Like I don't care if they fell out of the airplane! I don't care if they lost their dog! I don't care if they have a headache! I DON'T CARE! When it's over! It's over! And now it's over with me. So now you have two exes! Oh my god chim! Don't wheeze" I giggle.

"Taes right y'all! WE DON'T CARE! WHEN IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER!" I nod understandingly.

"Ok so as we've answered—"

"Tae Tae?" I look over to chim.

"What happened chimmy?" I frown as I sip my milkshake.

"I have a surprise for you. . . AGAIN!" I immediately glare at him.

"Oh please no! Last time you brought those strippers and I'm still traumatized by how they were twerking on me! I'm getting out of here!" I stood up and chim pulled me down again.

"I promise it's better than before!" He assures me.

"If it's an animal except puppies, I'm getting out of here" I huff as I sit down.

"Well it's an animal uh I'm not sure though" He looks nervous. Wtf has he planned?!
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Jimins pov. (Before the live show started)

"Yahh! Are you here?!" I shout as I here a loud whine from the other side of the call.

"Yes I'm here!"

"You sound so excited hehehe. I'm pretty sure he'll slap you and I can't wait for that to happen" I laugh as I hear a long string of profanities.

"It was your mistake. And after this, if he'll not accept it you're gonna fuck off ok?" I said, feeling bad. I don't know how tae will react.

"I know hyung, it was my fault. I'm an asshole. And I'm here to make it up to him. It was my fault I went to that club when we both fought. I've hurted him. You know hyung it was never my intention. My drink was drugged and she forced me into it"

"It wasn't your fault. I was just kidding. Go get your mans!" I said, hearing a giggle from the other side.

"I will hyung. Well if he doesn't want to get back with me it's t-totally fine. I just want him t-to forgive m-me"

"Every thing will be fine! Now when I'll give you a signal, you'll come out from behind!"

"Ok hyung"
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*present live time*

"You can come out Jungkook" I said as taehyungs eyes widen and he stands up to leave but he gets stopped by eun woo, who sends a pouting taehyung back.
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Jungkook's pov.

"Hey taehyung. I know I'm an asshole but just listen to me once" I look at taehyung as he slowly nods.

"You may think that I cheated on you. But it's not what you think! Fu*bleep* it. I was planning to propose you and I even bought the ring which you loved but you didn't tell me you wanted it. But when that day I came back from work, you saw the ring and we fought because you thought I was cheating on you so I went to the club. I-It all happened in a flash. My drink was d-drugged and I was f-forced into it"

I started sobbing. I was so dumb to leave the house.

"K-kookie. I'm so sorry" I look up at him, he also has tears in his eyes.

"It was never my intention tae" He cups my face.

"It's my fault. I should've listened to you" I hug him tightly.

"So do you forgive me?" I look at him with hopeful eyes.

"Yes I do!" He smiles. I also smile but my smile soon disappears.

"I have to go now" I sigh as I turn away from him.

"W-wait why!" Tae tugs me back.

"What will I do by staying here? I just came back here to ask for forgiveness and I'm forgiven now so I'm going" I mumble.

"P-please don't go!" He hugs me as I smile.

"Now that's what I wanted to hear. So Kim Taehyung, now will you make this 22 year old asshole yours forever? Let's take this 7 year relationship to the next level. Will you do me the honors of being my Jeon Taehyung?" I get on my one knee as I open the ring box.

"YESSSSSSSSSS!!!" I slip on the ring on his finger as he jumps on me and I kiss him softly.

"—I SAID MOST NIGHTS I HARDLY SLEEP, WHEN I'M ALL ALONE! SO PLEASEEEE DON'T GOOOOO" I hear Jiminshi hyung singing his heart out.

"JIMIN! I'M SLEEPING FOR GODS SAKE!" We hear Yoongi hyung as he comes out of the crew members room and sits on the couch entering the live show.

"Oh welcome back Jungkook. I'm seeing you after 2 months" Yoongi hyung snickers.

"YOU AND JIMIN WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK TAE AWAY FOR TWO MONTHS! OR I WOULD'VE ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS LONG TIME AGO!" I shout as I pick tae up in a bridal style.

"I'm gonna go now with my tae tae!" I say and Taehyung giggles.

"We're gonna make up for all the fuc*bleep* we missed" I said as u took tae away who is a blushing mess.
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Yoongi's pov.

"Ok so now that's settled, we're gonna see you all in the next episode of asking the EX-perienced and I'm pretty sure we'll change the name of the show to 'Asking the Couples' so stay tuned. Now get the fuck out"

I said as I leaned back on the couch, smirking because my profanity wasn't censored. I'm dangerous.

"Come on Jimin let's go" I said as I take jimin away with me.
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Jin's pov.

"Finally my lil brothers love life is all sorted" I sigh happily.

"JINNIE! WHAT TO DO WITH THIS BITCH WHO DRUGGED THE DRINK"

"GET MY ROLLING PIN AND FRYING PAN READY JOON!AND THEN I'LL HAND OVER HER TO THE POLICE!" I shout back as I pick up my pink pan, heading down stairs.
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I love this oneshot concept so much LMAO 😂😂😂😂

Hope you all like it.

Take care loves! 💜💜💜

~R