Hello all!

This is the first oneshot I've done since I stopped writing in like whenever that was lmfao. Imma be honest and say I think it's not the greatest 😔 I've spent a longass time on this and I still don't like it 😣 I'm super rusty at writing atm and I also just got attacked by a massive case of writer's block but the show must go on looool 😭😭😭

Anyway this was a request from bijjimgay I hope you like it at least 🥴

In which Yoongi is unable to have kids, so he asks his friend, Jeongguk to knot his mate Taehyung instead.

AKA: threesome TaeGiKook

I started writing this as a (B) oneshot but had to write another one as (M) to fit the request, so I'll publish that one sometime soon.

Enjoy if you can 😭😭

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"Cmon, Guk. I owe Tae so much," Yoongi pleaded as he lay sprawled out on the sofa in Jeongguk's house.

"It's weird, Yoongi. You get that, right?" Jeongguk said.

Yoongi shrugged.

"Yeah, but it probably won't be that bad once you're in the moment."

"Remind me again why we wouldn't just go to the doctors to do this? I'd be more inclined to agree if we were going to do this the regular way. Why would we do it this way? Isn't this way too...intimate?" Jeongguk asked.

"Going to the doctors and having appointments is too much hassle. Besides, you've done shit like this before and that wasn't really intimate." Yoongi replied.

Jeongguk chuckled as he shook his head.

"That was a threesome, Gi. Having a threesome with you and your mate is completely different to being a sperm donor by fucking your omega raw."

"It'll be the same thing, just without a condom this time." Yoongi pointed out. "And Taehyung's already on board with this too. He said he'd be very grateful if you did this for us and that he wouldn't be able to thank you enough."

Jeongguk sighed.

"Don't bring Taehyung into this; you know I have a soft spot for him."

"It'll be fine, Guk. Trust me. All you have to do is knot and go. Don't have to raise the pup or nothin."

"But I don't want any children." Jeongguk said. "You know me; I enjoy the bachelor lifestyle."

"It won't really be your kid. Biologically sure, but if me and Tae raise him, he'll be more of our kid than yours. You won't feel tied down at all. My uncle did the same thing for one of his friend's mate, and he says it ain't weird at all. The child is perfectly fine."

"Probably coz the kid hasn't heard of 23andMe." Jeongguk snorted.

"Don't be a dick." Yoongi laughed. "Are you down or not? And don't feel pressured to say yes. Personally, I would gladly hold you at gunpoint to do this, but Tae says it's only if you're 100% comfortable, after all, it's such a big favour to ask."

Jeongguk thought for a while.

He nodded.

"I'll do it." He said, smiling as Yoongi grinned lazily at him from the chair, gummy smile displaying his happiness and gratitude. "I know how long you two have wanted pups for, and you deserve it. I'd be honoured to be a part of that a-and I'm quite flattered I was the first person you asked." Yoongi smiled.

"We trust you a lot, Guk. You've been there for me since the very beginning, and you were kind to Taehyung too when we first started courting. You're my best friend and I can't thank you enough for all that you've done for me and TaeTae too. Plus, you weren't a dick when you found out I was infertile. That's some real friendship you've shown me, Guk. Cheers, man."

Jeongguk shrugged.

"There's no shame in infertility. Takes a real man to admit it and look for alternatives for his mate. I respect you a lot, hyung." Jeongguk said. "Besides, Taehyung's sexy as fuck, so I'm not turning down a chance to fuck him raw."

Yoongi and Jeongguk laughed.

"So it's settled then," Min smiled,

"Taehyung is going to have your baby!"

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"Thanks again for helping us out, Guk." Taehyung beamed as he served Jeongguk breakfast - a stack of streaming hot, freshly made, fluffy pancakes with home-made blueberry muffins and fruit salad. Tae had invited Jeongguk over so he could thank him personally, and after hearing Guk hadn't eaten anything yet, the Omega in him couldn't help but want to make him breakfast, genuinely pleased and content to see the two Alphas happily eat the food he made.

"No problem, Tae." Jeongguk smiled as he snatched the syrup from Yoongi's hands. "I'm glad to help you guys out in any way I can. You guys will make great parents; I'm sure of it."

"That's if pillow prince over there ever learns how to deal with baby poop." Yoongi teased at Taehyung, who smacked him playfully on the head with the spatula.

"It's so gross." Taehyung gagged. "Pee and vomit I can handle. But poop? No way."

"He handles other fluids pretty well though." Yoongi smirked suggestively, watching as Tae went bright red in the face.

"Yoongi, i-it's not even 10 in the morning, get your head out of the gutter." Tae chastised.

Yoongi laughed.

"You're going to have to get used to it, if you're planning on taking Jeongguk's knot." He shrugged. "That guy dirty talks like there's no tomorrow. Remember how he was last time?"

"I'm aware, but not at the table," Tae sighed playfully, "Shut up and eat your pancakes." He laughed, waltzing back to the kitchen to continue cooking on the stove.

"What a thick arse," Jeongguk mumbled to Yoongi.

"I heard that!" Taehyung called from the kitchen, and all 3 of them erupted into jovial laughter.

To an outsider, Taehyung, Yoongi and Jeongguk's relationship probably seemed confusing, but there wasn't really much to it: Taehyung and Yoongi were mates, and they had a swinger/cuck relationship with Jeongguk, who was Yoongi's best friend. There were no romantic feelings involved (except for Taegi) and outside of the bedroom, they were all really good friends and amicable. They were all happy, consenting adults.

Soon Taehyung was finished cooking, and finally came to the table, making himself comfortable Yoongi's lap as he ate his pancakes and listened to the two Alphas' conversation.

"Babe, it was leg day yesterday. You're gonna break my legs." Yoongi complained.

"So?" Tae said jokingly.

"Go sit on a regular chair." Yoongi suggested.

"No. I don't wanna."

"Taehyung c'mon."

"Noooo." Tae protested

"Tae, get up."

"But Alpha, you're comfy. I just wanna sit with my Alpha, that's all." Taehyung whined childishly.

Yoongi's scent spiked and a smell of mild arousal permeated the air around him.

"Fuck," He groaned, feeling turned on just from Taehyung calling him Alpha. He was such a sucker for that title, even more than anyone knew. "TaeTae just go sit on the chair. Okay? Be a good boy for me."

"Fine." Tae mumbled, sliding off Yoongi's lap and begrudgingly sitting on the chair next to him. He picked at his pancakes with a pout, just wanting to be close to be close to his Alpha because his next heat was coming any day now and he felt really soft and small.

"Go sit on Guk's lap if you don't wanna sit on the chair." Yoongi said, and immediately Taehyung stopped pouting. He beamed as he slid his plate over to where Jeongguk was, and got up, perching himself in Guk's lap and wiggling around to get comfy, before happily continuing to eat his pancakes again.

The two Alphas continued their conversation, with Jeongguk sliding his hand up Taehyung's shirt and rubbing comforting circles along his belly. Taehyung purred in contentment, and shuffled around some more to adjust himself.

"Fuck, Tae sit still." Jeongguk warned gently. "You're gonna get me hard."

Taehyung shrugged mischievously.

"Is that such a bad thing?" He asked coyly. "I mean, Yoongi's already halfway there."

"Like you said, it's 10 in the morning, so keep your head out of the gutter." Jeongguk replied, pinching Taehyung's side gently. Taehyung paid him no mind and kept moving around.

"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever hyung."

"Where's all this attitude come from? Don't get so mouthy, Tae." Yoongi replied. "Just because you're on Jeongguk's lap, doesn't mean you get to be so bold."

"Jesus Christ, take the hint; I'm horny." Taehyung grumbled. "I just want one of you Alphas to fuck me against the table, that's all."

Both Yoongi and Jeongguk's scents spiked again and Taehyung closed his eyes and purred, greedily sniffing the air and getting lost in the Alphas' smell of arousal. His own scent was permeating the air, thicker, sweeter and stronger (A/N: HoTtEr SwEeTeR cOoLeR BuTteR) indicating the start of his pre-heat.

"I think I started my heat." He groaned, subconsciously baring his neck towards the nearest Alpha: Jeongguk. He bit his lip and exhaled shakily as Jeongguk began to bite and nip his neck, sucking gently and teasingly.

"Yeah. I think you were probably in pre-heat yesterday night and you started your heat this morning." Yoongi said from across the table. "That would probably explain what you made me do this morning."

"Sh-shut up." Taehyung said in embarrassment. "Keep your m-mouth shut."

"What did he make you do?" Jeongguk asked.

"N-No." Tae protested. "Don't t-tell him. Don't tell hyung." He was still rocking back and forth on Jeongguk's lap, with the Alpha gently guiding his hips, still nipping at his neck. It was too much and not enough at the same time, and it was riling the Omega up so much, and he knew he'd start dripping slick in a couple of minutes. He wasn't so sure that reliving the embarrassingly erotic memory of this morning was going to help his case.

"We woke up at like 7am, and the first thing he says to me, not even good morning or anything, the first thing he asks, is for me to fuck him into the sheets, and bend him over and spank him." Yoongi said.

"L-Like a whore." Taehyung adds breathily. "I want to be spanked like a whore, Alpha."

"Fuck." Yoongi groaned. "Come here then. Let Alpha spank you like a whore again."

Taehyung whines and stands up from Guk's lap with wobbly legs, desperate to be bent over and spanked like the little bitch he is. Kim Taehyung had such an incredibly sensitive arse, and Yoongi was always using it to his advantage, pinching, slapping and grabbing whenever he could, watching Taehyung get turned on at the slightest of touches. Taehyung shamefully pulled his tracksuit bottoms down and bent over the table, head bowed down, lest he come from the stares the Alphas were giving him. From where he was sitting, Jeongguk was close enough to reach down and grab Tae's cock, slowly and teasingly rubbing the tip and sadistically watching Taehyung screw his eyes shut.

Yoongi grinned wickedly, pulling a hand back and bringing it down sharply against Taehyung's cheeks, watching as the poor omega bucked his hips forwards, cock twitching in Jeongguk's grip, a small cry being plyed from his lips. Yoongi brought his hand down again, hitting him even harder, watching Tae shiver and tremble, spine arching and hips pushing forward to get more friction on his cock, and bum moving back to get more hits. Yoongi smoothed his hands over his mate's sore cheeks, spreading them apart and leaving his hole exposed and vulnerable. He thumbed over it and watched Taehyung sob, pressing his head further down onto the table, then he hit him again, harder than the rest and watching hungrily as the pleasured pain devoured Taehyung whole.

"M-more." Taehyung cried out.

"Fuck, you're so damn needy." Yoongi said, watching as Taehyung slowly began to drip slick from his brown hole, and trickle down his legs, the addictive smell clogging both Alphas' minds.

Slap.

Slap.

Slap. Slap. Slap.

"You're gonna cum, aren't you Tae? I can feel it when your little cock twitches." Jeongguk teased evilly, watching Taehyung nod his head frantically in embarrassment. "Go on then. Cum all over yourself then, whore."

Taehyung opened his mouth and cried out as Yoongi slapped him right over his dripping hole and Jeongguk flicked his wrist in such a way that he just couldn't handle it any more, gasping and whining as he came all over Jeongguk's fist, spurts of white painting his hand, tears prickling at his eyes as Jeongguk laughs at him.

Yoongi grabs Jeongguk's hand and licks some of Taehyung's cum off it, and the Omega's mind short circuits for a second. He whimpers out a pathetic little moan, and touches his throbbing cock shamefully at the sight of the two Alphas licking his cum from Jeongguk's hand. Guk and Yoongi continue to lick Taehyung's cum and kiss each other, sharing it between themselves and moaning, sucking each other's tongues, and Taehyung can't handle it at all, it's too hot, to exciting, to sexy and he's a gonner, rubbing his cock frantically, panting and moaning, eyes blown wide as he watches his mate and his dom make out right in front of him. He comes with a squeak, hips moving as he fucks into his fist, not much coming out so soon after his previous orgasm. His Alpha and his Hyung continue to kiss and pay him no attention and Tae feels a little light-headed as his cock stays hard aching, watching the two Alphas indulge themselves.

"You're so pathetic, baby; you came just from a few hits and like 5 touches to your little cock. And you even came again just now. I wonder what your Alpha thinks of you." Guk taunted, pulling apart from Yoongi.

"Tae, I wonder how you'll be able to take Jeongguk's knot if you can't handle one small touch to your hole and a little show without coming all over yourself like that." Yoongi tsked in disapproval.

"I-I can do it." Tae defended himself weakly, slick leaking profusely from all the degrading and the insanely erotic sight of the two Alphas enjoying his cum. "I can t-take it."

"You'd better. Otherwise, how will I put my pups in you, hmm? I'm gonna pump you so full of cum, you'll be swelling with it." Guk said, "Now come here and let me open your hole an-"

"A-Alpha already did th-this morning." Taehyung said abashedly. "Fucked me right open."

"You're such a slut, you know that, right?" Jeongguk said meanly. "First you let your Alpha fuck you like the whore you are, and now you're standing there shamelessly waiting for another Alpha to have at your sloppy hole. Do you really think that's okay?

Taehyung whimpered weakly, desperate to be stuffed with Jeongguk's fat cock already.

"You're just a cock slut, aren't you baby?" Yoongi goaded, caressing Taehyung's waist. The omega felt so vulnerable, being the only naked one in front of 2 strong and powerful Alphas, both ready and willing to tear him apart.

His cock twitched.

"Y-yeah. I am." Tae moaned, turning around and bending over, presenting his wet hole for Jeongguk.

"P-Please, J-Jeongguk hyung. Put your p-pups in me."

"Fuck." Jeongguk grunted. "You're gonna be my little cumdumpster for the week, aren't you, Taehyungie?"

"Yes, please."

Without warning, Jeongguk pulls Taehyung's rim closer to his face, obscenely spitting into his hole before sucking harshly on his hole like an animal, pushing himself closer and pulling Taehyung further back to gulp down his slick like he was parched. His hands grip and handle the squishy and soft part of Taehyung's thighs like a taciturn motion of comfort, and at one point, Yoongi commands Taehyung to open up his hole more, and the poor Omega is so fucked out and delirious, that he doesn't have it in him to protest, so he nods weakly, sniffling s his uses his hands to spread himself apart and let Jeongguk devour him like that.

Jeongguk pulls away, eyes blown wide and a wild glint in his eyes, showing he's ready to fuck Taehyung into the next century. With Taehyung still bent over the table, he pulls down his own jeans, and tugs his aching cock a few times, before lining himself up against Tae's dripping hole.

"P-Please Hyung, I-"

Taehyung cuts himself off with a loud, open-mouthed grunt as Jeongguk pushes himself in, and he feels like he's been split open in the best way, Jeongguk's cock putting out the fire that was roaring in his belly from his heat. Jeongguk was so riled up at the tightness and submissiveness of Taehyung's body, drunk on power and control over the Omega beneath him. He was pounding him aggressively, spurred on from Tae's moans, fucking him relentlessly. He thumbs at Tae's nipples, making him whine and arch his back even more, and the omega feels like Jeongguk is just playing with his body at this point, because he always knows exactly where to press and touch to make him feel good and make his brain stop working and his body thrum with mind-numbing pleasure.

Taehyung can't exactly say that he minds too much.

Yoongi, from the front, pulls Taehyung's head closer as he pulls his jeans down and pushes his cock inside his mate's mouth, letting it rest against his tongue and the back of his throat. It feels incredible, especially as Taehyung moans around his cock and begins to gently suck on it, body being pushed further forwards with each of Jeongguk's thrusts.

Their moans, pants and grunts fill the air as they each draw closer to their orgasms, Taehyung cumming first as the pressure against his prostate become unbearable, overwhelmingly delicious, especially when Guk bends a bit more, releasing his strong grip on Tae's hips and reaching around to around with the other hand to fist Tae's aching dick, finally pushing the Omega over the edge, making him cum all over himself and on Yoongi a bit too.

Jeongguk is next to come, feeling tightly wound up and hot and too much, the rhythmic clench of Taehyung's enticing hole is too much and with one broken whimper from the omega, and a couple curse words from Yoongi, he's done for, orgasm bursting out and breaking free from where inside him, flowing out with all his energy, cock kicking and spurting his cum into Tae, and he can't breathe, can't see or hear for a second, only able to feel the heavenly sensation of Taehyung's bare walls around him, clenching and practically pulling the cum out of him.

Jesus Christ.

Like everything else about him, Yoongi's orgasm is much more relaxed, and Jeongguk barely notices it until he sees Yoongi smear his seed all over Taehyung's face possessively, the omega eagerly lapping up all he could, not minding as Yoongi pushes his cock back into his mouth, and obediently resumes sucking him dry and pulls off with a lewd pop. Yoongi gathers some cum onto his fingers and holds them out for Guk, who just licks it anyway, too fucked out to care that much.

Jeongguk pulls out when his knot goes down, and Taehyung stands up, tired out of his mind. His legs are wobbly, his limbs feel like jelly and his bum hurts from Jeongguk's fat knot, but he grins lazily as he clings to his Alpha.

"I didn't finish my pancakes." Tae pouted.

"We'll get you cleaned up and then you can go to bed, okay babe?" Yoongi said. "You can eat your pancakes later."

"Mkay. Gukkie you come to bed too." Tae commanded sleepily, reaching out and grabbing Jeongguk's arm.

"Okay then, TaeTae. I'll come too." Jeongguk agreed.

"Good. Then you can fuck me again when we wake up. I want to have a lot of pups." Tae said.

"Whatever you want, my prince." Guk smiled.

"Come on then, Tae. Let's get you to bed so you can sleep before your next heat round." Yoongi said, leading the way to the bathroom so they could all get cleaned up. One they were cleaned, they went to bed, with Taehyung sleeping sandwiched between Jeongguk and Yoongi. It was silent and peaceful as they drifted off to sleep, but Taehyung kept moving around and fidgeting a lot, waking up the two Alphas.

"What's wrong, Tae?" The Alphas asked.

"I'm horny again." He complained, struggling not to hump himself against the bed.

"Will one of you Alphas kindly fuck me into the sheets now?"

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I did actually proof read this one lmfao for the first time in how many centuries 😭😭

I hope it wasn't too bad :/ I feel like when some people say they think their work is bad it seems attention seeking but all of you are kind and supportive and offer solid feedback so I feel like it's okay and you don't mind me saying how I feel about each oneshot. Or oneshit in this case 🤣🤣🤣

I like the request idea, it's really good, I just personally feel like I didn't deliver with this one oof 😓

Let me know what was good and what wasn't so good!

-bb

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ALSO WHAT WEIRD KINKS DO YALL HAVE?

ARE YOU OKAY WITH PISS KINKS COZ I THINK IMMA DO A SMUT ABOUT THAT SOON BUT I DON'T WANT YALL TO HATE ME LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣