So I'm really in love with this AU and i think i might create a book on it in future.

Anyways, enjoy this slice of cake for now :)

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What The Fuck.

Have you ever----you know, stood in front of thousands of people wearing suits with some glass of champagne and a slice of cake? 

You'd be thinking i'm at a wedding right?

NO! This is not a wedding! 

But it is soon gonna be, because of my stupidity.

I am Jeon Jungkook, a 28 year old single, grown and mature man, working as an actor.

Well, this grown and mature man made the most immature mistake of his life.

Apparently, i was approached by a beautiful elite person who had watched my theatre performances and wanted me to "fake" a relationship and then aggressively break up in front of thousands of people who would be attending a family gathering.

I was told that i would be paid a million dollar just to do that. And i would be a fucking fool if i ever dropped an opportunity like this.

So i took it.

Now i am the supposed boyfriend of Kim Taehyung.

The future heir of Kim Enterprises.

Now i just had to attend the family function and break up with him and get my cash. Easy Peasy, G

Only if i knew it wouldn't be this easy cause THIS FUCKING KIM TAEHYUNG IS SO IRRITATING.

I have just arrived at the function, took my glass of wine and the carrot cake and was about to be seated when he came and sat beside me.

Well it would be obvious since we had to pretend we were boyfriends. So i just silently sat and was about to bite my cake when this person's universe like mouth opened.

He fucking ate my cake.

And then just smiled at me as if he was the most innocent person in this world.

Okay, i might be overdoing it, but no one touches my cake, man.

But i decided to ignore since i can't be risking one million just for a piece of carrot cake.

You just watch, you blonde beautiful man, i'm gonna buy a million cakes from those one million.

As soon i was about to pick my glass of wine and drink it, this fucking man pulled my arm and dragged me towards the dance floor, making me spill the wine partially on my NEWLY BOUGHT suit.

Imagine how much i did to put a great act and some bitch is getting on my nerves. :\

I decided to not punch the man in the face and dance with him since it would be awkward if i denied.

So we started to waltz on some slow violin music and to be honest, it was kinda nice. Holding his slender waist and thin wrist while looking at his gorgeous face. I think i might hit him up after this fake dating thing for real.

........

Well, what i said above should be ignored.

BECAUSE THIS DUMBFUCK WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE FUCKING STEPPED ON MY NEWLY BOUGHT (x2) SHOES.

I winced as i grabbed my poor toe.

"A-are you fine?" he asked worriedly and i could only look at him in disbelief.

Do i look like? 

"Yeah" i murmured before getting up.

"Well.....let's not dance, i guess" i sighed and started walking towards my seat when this darned person took my hand and yanked me.....FUCKING YANKED ME.

I don't know how many times i've internally yelled that my throat feels internally sore but you know a bitch is short tempered.

"Let's dance. I'm a little nervous" he said and i only stood speechless.

The fuck do you mean by let's dance i feel nervous?

Does my choice not matter? 

Well of course it won't since i'm just some slave who's gonna be paid 1 million for slavery.

Do it for the milli, kook

I sighed and danced till my feet broke.

I sat down on the chair and took a sigh of relief. I bet this guy had made no real boyfriend or girlfriend because HE'S SO IRRITATING.

Maybe that's why he had to fake it out.

I felt a pat on my shoulder and i swear i could feel a vein pop on my forehead.

I turned to see who it was 

And of course, it was satan standing in his human form.

Kim Fucking Taehyung.

"What is it, taehyung?" i grimaced.

I got no reply and was immediately yanked towards the lawn where everyone was standing.

And i knew it was time for the act.

But this fucker fucking ruined my fucking day.

And i feel bad.....that i'd be ruining his whole fucking life right now.

Everyone was looking at us now....we were the center of attention.

And this is where i would have to aggressively shout "I break up with you!" 

But since this boy snapped my last straw, imma add some spice into his life.

Fuck the one million, fuck the carrot cakes. I only want a revenge

I kneeled down on my knee and extended my hand and smirked.

This boy is so fucking dead.

"Kim Taehyung, the love of my life, i love you and i've been planning to do this all along and i'm kinda nervous right now but for you i'd do anything. So....will you marry me?" i said and taehyung gasped.

Yeahhhh boyyyyy, back at ya. Hahahahaha.

"Oh my god! Yes baby!" 

Yes, there goes you life......

No....

Wait.....

Wot?

What?

WHAT?!JE29U31001US?!

Did this guy just pull out a "yes" on me?

"What?" i couldn't comprehend what this guy was saying. (Mans pulled a UNO reverse card at him skjdklaklknfksj)

"Yes! I would marry you, baby! I love you so much!" he exclaimed as hugged me.

"What the fuck are you doing, jungkook?" he whispered in my ear.

"Well, what the fuckity fuck fuck are you doing, kim taehyung?!" i whispered back.

"Since it's reached to something like this. We'd just have to pretend till we call of the engagement. You are so dumb for doing this jungkook" he sighed 

Wait Wait! The one who'd dumb is you! Because of your dumbness i did such a dumb thing! Why you blaming it on me, man?!

We parted as the audience clapped and cheered for us.

"Yes! My baby Taetae is getting married" his mother shouted in happiness.

Everyone was giving us their greetings.

And i don't know what the fuck is happening right now.

I just know that my introduction has to change to

Jeon Jungkook, married, a dumb fuck and immature man who dug his own grave, was working as an actor and now is playing with his life.

I am gonna get married. To someone who i met 42 hours back and i don't and i might be spending the rest of my life with someone who pissed the fuck out of me in just 2 hours.

What The Fuck.

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I don't know how this turned out but i do have a part 2 for this.

I'd be updating it soon!

Wildest Dreams update on Sat\Sun <3