Abe yaar ye aloo tikki mein itna namak kyun hai? Chole bhi kitne kam hai, isse acha tikki meri gali ke bahar chaat wala banata hai.

Taehyung tha ek shaadi me. Kha raha tha aloo tikki, lekin use bilkul pasand nahi aayi. Use laga uske papa ko bata de, ki tikki na khae. Namak itna zyada hai, BP bad gaya to?

Peeche turn mara taaki papa ko bol sake, lekin uske papa wahan the nahi.

"Yeh kahan chale gaye?"

Idhar udhar dhunda usne to duur use uske papa nazar aae jinhone wahi neele rang ka kurta pehna tha jo unhone taehyung ke laakh mana karne par pehna tha.

Papa pe blue suit nahi karta, khaer jaane do, unhe kaun samjhae.

Usne turant apne kadam badhae, aur apne papa ka kurta peeche se pakdne wala tha, tabhi kisi ka hath uske hath ke upar pada.

Nazare utha ke dekha to ek sundar shakl wala ladka confusion se uski taraf hi dekh raha tha.  

Na usne apna hath hataya aur na hi taehyung ne apna hath wapas liya, bas wahin khade khade ek dusre ko dekhe jaa rahe the. Fark bas itna tha taehyung ke dusre haat me thi tikki, ladke ke dusre haat me thi ice-cream. Dono me bohooooot antar tha phir bhi ghure jaa rahe the.

Phir finally jab taehyung ko laga ki usne ladke ki shakl ko ache se apne dil pe chaap liya hai, tab usne bola "excuse me? Aapko kuch chahiye?"

"Ye sawal to mujhe puchna chahiye, aapko kuch chahiye?" Apni sweet si awaaz me ladke ne bola.

Taehyung ne uski awaaz ko apna distraction na banane ki koshish kari aur apne papa ki taraf ishara karte hue kaha "inse kuch kaam aapko?"

"Ye to mujhe puchna chahiye, aapko kuch chahiye, mere papa se?" Uss ladke ne phir apni sweet si awaaz me bola.

Itni meethi awaaz shahad (honey) bhi pheeki pad jae, acha sa jawab dunga impression padna chahiye. To kya chahiye mujhe iske papa se? Han ye batana hai ki tikki…...na…….khae?

BHENS KI TAANG!!! YE LADKA KYA BOLA?

"Kya kaha tumne?" Taehyung ne apna haat wapas leke gusse se uss ladke se pucha.

"Yahi ki mere papa se aapko kuch kaam tha? Jo yahan aae?" Bholepan se uss ladke ne bola.

"Oh hello!! Tera gps na beta kharab ho gaya hai, ye mere papa hai!!"

"Mera gps kharab hai to aapka to pedaishi lol haii. Ye mere papa hai!!" Bholapan gaya kachre me, ab to ladke ke bhi tevar aa gaye.

"Ankhen chidiyaghar chodke aae ho kya? Dhyan se dekho ye mere papa hai" mene bataya taehyung ka sense of humour bekaar hai?

"Matlab chidiya ghar? Kuch bhi!! Dekho faltu chu-chapad mat karo, iss gobar wali tikki ne dimaag ka gobar kiya hai tumhara, ye MERE papa hai"

"First of all, mujhe laga--nahi yakin hai--ki chidiya ghar se khargosh bhaag aaya hai, jo ki tum ho. Dusri baat, tikki me gobar nahi aloo hai with heavy namak, teesri baat YE MERE PAPA HAI POPAT KAHIN KE" Taehyung chilla diya, oops.

"KHARGOSH YA POPAT DECIDE KARO, AUR MUJHE PATA HAI YE TIKKI BEKAAR HAI, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YE ICE-CREAM BHI BEKAAR HAI, AUR….YE….MERE….PAPA….HAIIIIIIIIIIIIII" ladke ki to jaan nikal gayi itna chillake.

Shaadi me gharwalo ke gale beth jaate hai, pehli baar mehman ka beth jaega. Breaking news yeah.

"I DECIDE KHARGOSH COZ YOU ARE A CUTE KHARGOSH, THANKS BATANE KE LIYE ICE-CREAM BEKAAR HAI MEIN NAHI KHAUNGA, AND NOOOO YE MERE PAPA HAIIIIIIII"

"TAREEF KE LIYE SHUKRIYA, ICE-CREAM KE SAATH MATAR PANEER BHI MAT KHANA VO BHI BEKAAR HAI AND YE MERE PAPA HAI"

"KANJOOS KI AULAD MERI TAREEF NAHI KAR SAKTA, PANEER MUJHE VAISE BHI NAHI PASAND, AUR YE MERE PAPA HAI"

"HAN TO THEEK HAI TUM BHI KISI SHAHRUKH SE KAM NAHI, AB KHUSH? COINCIDENCE DEKHO MUJHE BHI PANEER PASAND NAHI AUR YE MERE PAPA HAI"

"Jeongguk beta mein yahan hun"

"Taehyung mein bhi yahan hun beta"

Itni der se chilla chilla ke dono ki sanse phul gayi. Zor zor se hanp rahe the (they were breathing heavily). Energy thi aur bhi cillane ki par dono ne apne papa ki awaaz dusri taraf se aate suni? What dusri taraf?

Mudke dekha to dono ke papa neele kurte mein wahan haat me pav bhaji leke khade the.

"Papa aap yahan ho?" Taehyung ne confusion mein pucha.

"Agar papa aap yahan ho to phir ye kaun hai?" Vo ladka jiska naam jeongguk tha usne uss uncle ki taraf mudke kaha jise vo abhi tak apne papa samajh raha tha.

"Han ye kaun hai phir?" Taehyung ne bhi mudke pucha.

"Mein dulhe ka papa hun" unn uncle ne jo ki unfortunately dulhe ke papa the unhone palti mari, aur buri kismat taekook ki uncle gusse me the.

"Oh--"

"--shit"

"Dekhiye--" taehyung ke papa ne bola "--ye mera beta nahi. Jo iss ache khane ki burai kar raha hai, i don't know him"

"Same. Ye bhi mera beta nahi" jeongguk ke papa ne kaha.

Dono baap ne kalti maari wahan se. Dono sarak liye aur peeche apne beton ko gussel dulhe ke papa se deal karne ke liye chod diya.

"To tikki bekaar hai?" Uncle ne gusse me kadam aage badae aur darr me taekook ke kadam peeche.

"Nahi nahi, ye to world ki best tikki hai" taehyung ne tareef ki, jaan bachane ki liye sab karna padta hai

"Aur ice-cream bhi bekaar hai?" Uncle ne jeongguk se pucha

"Are kya baat kar rahe ho uncle ye to bohot hi achi ice-cream hai, mene to chaar khali, rohit ki kasam" jeongguk ne kaha.

"Abe ye rohit kaun hai?" Taehyung ne uske kaan me pucha.

"Mera classmate hai"

"To vo marr jaega, jhooti kasam kyun khai?"

"Chalta hai yaar. konsa mera saga hai, bully hai saala"

"Phir theek hai"

"BAND KRO APNI YE KHUSUR PUSUR, HO KAUN TUM DONO? KHANE KI BURAI KAR RAHE HO, CHORI SE TO ANDAR NAHI AAE?" uncle ka dimaag ka bomb blast ho gaya.

"Dekh--" taehyung ne jeongguk ke kaan me bola "ab inn uncle ko proof dikhane ka mera mood nahi"

"Haan mein bhi ab jhooti tareef nahi kar sakta"

"Ek kaam karte hai bhaag chalte hai"

"Lekin papa ka kya hoga tae?"

"They just disowned us gguk"

Well, nicknames bhi bann gaye. Aur lagta hai dosti bhi ho gayi?

"To phir bhaage?"

"Ofcourse gguk"

"Dekho uncle--" taehyung ne shuru kiya "kehte hue dukh ho raha hai par han, tikki kharab hai, saath me ice-cream bhi--"

"Aur matar paneer bhi--"

"Thanks gguk, ji han matar paneer bhi. Aur ab hume lagta hai ki hume--"

"HUME BHAGNA CHAHIYE" jeongguk ne taehyung ko kheech ke wahan se bhaga liya isse pehle vo zyada hoshiyari maarta.

"RUKO TUM DONO, KAHAN JAA RAHE--"

"Dulhe ke papa hazir ho, dulhan aane wali hai" kisi ne bola

"ACHA AAYA. Bach gaye dono" uncle jaldi se chale gaye aur peeche khade the taekook ke papa jinhone bola tha apne bacho ko bachane ke liye.

"Acha idea tha" taehyung ke papa ne bola.

"Han vo to hai, mein to bas soch raha hun vo dono kahan gaye?"

==THE END==

This chapter, this story ends here.

Unhone aage kya kiya ye khud imagine kar lo. For example, number exchange, phir late night chats, phir dates, phir propose, phir shaadi, aur phir ye log dhyan rakhenge ki inki shaadi mein khana best ho. 😆😆😆😆