Namastae ji. Myself jeon Jeongguk from patiala ji. Mein ithe mumbai padne khatir aaya hun ji. Aur Aaj na ji mere college ka pehla din hai ji.

College ke andar ghuste hi jo pehli shakl mujhe dikhi ji, wah wah, din ban gaya ji mera, krishna bhagwaan ka mandir. Mene mattha teka aur pocket me se 10 ka note chada diya ji.

Jeongguk: "hai leeladhar, Ek hi request karni thi ji aapse, college me meri dreams ki ships ko sail kar dena, nahi nahi, voooo wale dreams nahi, usme to abhi time hai, mein to apni maa ke dreams ki baat kar raha tha. Meri maa ne jo vadde vadde dreams dekhe hai ji mere liye use pura karne me aapko meri ikk choti si madad karni hogi ji. Mujhe har tarah ke attraction aur distraction se door hi rakhna, please tussi to jaante ho ji, ek mard ki sabse badi kamzori kya hoti hai, i mean guuurls *winks*"

Bas itna kehke mene uthaya apna bag aur kiya turn, jaise hi do kadam badae ki meri saanse ruk gayi, hawaen chalne lagi, sab kuch slow motion ho gaya, piche violin bajne lage, phoolon ki barsaat hone lagi.

Saamne se meri college life ka pura distraction ka package aa nahi rahi thi, aa RAHA THA.

Vo haseen chehra, vo nashili ankhen, vo kaatilana adaen, vo chehre ki chamak, uff maar hi daaliye ab to.

Taehyung: "ye principal office kis taraf hai?"

Mene response nahi kiya, are karun bhi kaise, mere saamne mere hone wale baccho ka baap jo khada tha.

wait, i am not gay, hain na?

Chaddo. Who cares.

Haeeeee. Kinna sona munda hai.

Taehyung pov.

Ye kuch bol kyun nahi raha? Kab se ghure jaa raha hai.

Taehyung: "Oe, shu shu, ajeeb ladke!!"

Yaar ek to pehla din hai college ka. Principal se zaruri baat karni hai, aur pehla banda dikha to vo bhi kaisa? Jo ki bol hi nahi raha.

Jeongguk pov

Dil sambhal jaa zara phir mohobbat karne chala hai tu, oee baj gaye mere to dil vich taar, isse meri bas shaadi karado yaar.

Taehyung: "kya kaha shaadi?"

Oee teri, bhens ki taang, mene zor se bol diya kya?

Taehyung: "haha, pagal ladka"

Usne mujhe dheere se sir pe maara aur muskurate hue aage bad gaya.

Jeongguk: Maa tera hone wala daamad mil gaya, lekin mene to distraction se door rehne ki demand ki thi na?

Ek chashmish ladka rukke mujhe bolta hai "you meant guuurls" aur aage bad gaya.

Ajeeb college hai, haseen ladke khulle-aam ghumte hai, anjaan chashmish baat karke chale jaate hai, aur bhagwaan? Ab chodo bhi, dagabaazo ki kya baat karna.

Sabse bada jhol jo kiya unhone meri life ke saath, uske baad to thoda kam friendly hun mein inke saath.

Well the jhol is god gave jeongguk an amazing extraordinary disastrous superpower, that he has no control over his body. Oops.

...to be continued.