Obito flails his arms up in the air. "DAMMIT! Spying on Kakashi isn't working. The dude is still as mysterious as a geisha hiding a deep secret."

"What?" says Konan.

"We gotta think of something!" yells Obito, still flailing his arms around emphasizing his words. "Something that would mess him up and rub the infuriating bastard smirk off his face."

Zetsu snaps his fingers in sudden satisfaction. "I got it. Why don't we just go with the old classic? Take some dog shit, put it in a bag, set it on fire, and put it outside his door. Boom. Ding dong ditch. I'm sure that will mess him up."

Yahiko grins like a madman. "I like it. And I know where to get dog shit."

"Umm," says Obito. "Ok, I like where your headspace is at. But maybe, let's not do that..."

Zetsu interrupts him, excited. "Got it! How bout we take the dog shit," he pauses for dramatic effect, "then Boom, we smear it on his car."

Yahiko jumps up off his chair, a mischievous look on his face. "Even better. I'm on it. What does his car look like?"

"No no," says Obito, exasperated. He rubs his eyes, forcing away a sudden homicidal intent. "Lets not do that."

"Got it!" says Zetsu, determination now possessing his whole being. "We take the shit and put it directly on..."

"Alright!" Obito demands, voice firm, but with angry annoyance mixed in. "That's enough of that. How bout a plan that doesn't involve shit."

Everyone thinks for a moment... silence. Oh my god, that's the best we got?

Zetsu furrows his brows hard, focused concentration not getting him anywhere. "Sorry boss. That's all I got."

Eyes narrowing almost out of its sockets, Obito stares at the room in the most accomplished deadpan that ever existed.

A vein appears on his forehead. Are you fucking serious?

"Actually...," says Itachi, struggling to hide a grin. "I'm not against the shit on the car thing." Then he starts snickering.

Obito slams his gloved hand to his forehead creating a giant slap noise.

Oh my god...

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A/N: First Bonus chapter is out.

Really I have no explanation for these lmao. I have like 4 more planned out that will be released in even intervals throughout the story. Most of them aren't important to the story, but they do add a little something extra on the side. Kind of... haha XD

So anyway, the Bonus Chapters will be super short. These are just me adding a lil more to the story, but mostly they are just me playing around with writing. And if you guys enjoy them, that would make me super happy as well :D

The idea for this one popped into my head while driving through traffic in my morning commute. I almost didn't post it, but once I started writing it, I just had fun with it. I just randomly remembered that Zetsu likes poop for some reason, and then this dialogue came into being....

.... O.O

I know it's weird! I'm not weird, you're weird! >w<