mickey d's || #wattys2017 || ✓
"This is McDonald's. How may I hel-""Ok. I have escaped the police but they are following me. I need the directions to the safe house now." "Oh um I don't think you should've ran from the police because you have the wrong number this is McDonald's in case you didn't hear me before...""I'm gonna die. I need the directions!!!!""IM NOT YOUR HELPER OR WHOEVER IS HELPING YOU! YOU CALLED MCDONALDS!""*snickers*""Why the hell are you laughing?? Aren't you being chased by the police??" "Noo*gasp for air*it's a prank*laughs hysterically*""Goodbye idiot."~COMPLETED- 8.7.2017 :)…