❝ Waitress: Hi, would you like a tableMe: No, I came to sit on the floor, floor for 5 please ❞∆This book is full of plenty of (hopefully) hilarious jokes just like the one above! This book will probably make your cringe, pee and laugh, so beware reader∆[WARNING] BOOK CONTAINS OCCASIONAL DIRTY JOKES + MILD LANGUAGE, IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THAT CHAPTER I WILL GIVE A WARNING AT THE START!…
❝ "I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge." I mumble to myself, walking sleepily to the fridge ❞∆Beth is an ordinary school girl, with ordinary writing skills and an ordinary life... her life is extremely boring but she so happens to get weird and random thoughts and story ideas. So what better way than write about them (stories are literally only a chapter)!∆[NOTE] some stories are abbreviations of things that have just happened to me, but most are pretty random and horrible lol & if you want to use my stories (to write longer versions) PM me…
❝ Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither ❞∆This book is full of plenty of comebacks just like the one above! ∆[WARNING] BOOK CONTAINS SOME COMEBACKS INCLUDE CUSS / SWEAR WORDS…
❝ Simple workouts, what's on my iPhone, life hacks, tags and more ❞∆This book is full of plenty of help and tutorials including the ones above!…