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My brain: why tf would you call it "a love story"?!Me: people love love stories!!!My brain: no, they don't.Me: yes, they do?My brain: I doubt that, and even if... that doesn't make any fucking sense: I hate you!Me: *smiles* you too(This is book is basically me just having internal conversations... i write about my idiotic life, about fandoms,... anything really that comes into my mind. It WILL be hilarious.My brain: probably not. Me: *hurt drama queen face*My brain: probably just cringe-worthy.Me: *hits brain*My brain: why would you hit your own freaking brain?!)Warning: I swear a lot.…

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This book contains Johnlock Oneshots which are either made up by me (I have many ideas - basically one every hour of the day xD), inspired by prompts/headcanons of social media or requests by you :)🔥fluffy, angsty and spicy but no smutty parts 🔥 send requests if you want to🔥some of these are super short some rather long🔥sometimes i have the urge to write poetry. some of that is included here. still johnlock don't worry :)Have fun reading and leave some feedback and votes <3[DISCLAIMER: cover is not by me - i just added some text. Credits to the artist.]…

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All my stories have been stolen. This has happened to many other authors as well. HERE IS A GUIDE TO WHAT YOU CAN DO.…

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Mrs. Hudson is done. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are just two silly little lovebirds who need to be locked together in a room until they can finally admit their feelings for each other!So this is EXACTLY what she does. And what room could be more fitting than a closet...?[JOHNLOCK with a bit of MYSTRADE and HARRY WATSON x OC towards the end.]Cover art is by me. Please do not share without permission.…

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"But strawberries and cigarettesalways taste like you"Rather average, kind of innocent, definitely homosexual John Watson falls helplessly for mysterious, charming, bad boy Sherlock Holmes.🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🍓songfic to "Strawberries and Cigarettes" by Troye Sivan🍓Teenlock AU (Johnlock!)🍓angsty fluff🍓can be read w/o knowing BBC Sherlock…