theilliterateironman

"𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞." "𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐣𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙[ in which a young girl with the power to alter reality through rumors finds that her soul is made up of five othersORin which I haven't watched TVD or TO in eight years, nor did I ever finish it, and I shan't rewatch for accuracy ][ a ofc x enzo st. john x finn mikaelson x elijah mikaelson x klaus mikaelson x kol mikaelson non-canon compliant fic ]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥." "𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐢 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫."͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙[ in which the darkness must learn to share his time in the sky with starlight ]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧." "𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which things get complicated when jessica stanley dares frankie roman to kiss emmett cullen [ pre-twilight - breaking dawn ]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐥𝐢𝐚." "𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐦."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙in which merlin isn't the only new face in camelot with a secretorin which gaius' new apprentice is destined to become the once and future queen…

theilliterateironman

"𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟, 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭'𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰?" "𝐧𝐨, 𝐰𝐲, 𝐢 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰!"‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a werewolf finds his mate in a witch, and a prophecy about a mysterious great alpha gets fulfilled along the way [ zombies : ✓ zombies 2 : ✓ zombies 3 : ✓ ]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧?" "𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?"‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a hit man and his assignment aren't on a bullet train quite long enough to fall in love, but they'll certainly have some fun while fighting for their lives on the way to the end of the line.[ contains mega strong language, my dudes. and probably eventual smut ]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 - 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬?" "𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐲𝐞𝐬."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the other dragomir princess falls for exactly who she can't have - her guardian [ follows the peacock streaming series ; subject to small changes as the show continues to air ] [ previously called - haunting ]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬." "𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐢 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a naive sea elf finds herself suddenly out of her depth and falling in love around every corner [ genuinely no clue who the endgame is. it'll depend on how future seasons of the rings of power show goes ]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?" "𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙in which kurt's sister, dan, finds herself falling for someone else's boyfriend…

theilliterateironman

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐝-𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞." "𝐚𝐰, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐝!"‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙in which the new bau employee has everyone wrapped around her little finger [eventual ofc x omc][THIS IS NOT A SPENCER REID FF SO PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR IT][starts in s3]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐢 𝐝𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬." "𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲!"‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙in which the love of reggie's life, and bobby's twin sister, also dies on that fateful night in 1995[season one complete. on hold until a season two is confirmed or canceled]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬." "𝐢 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞... 𝐢'𝐦 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which a sun summoner and a shadow summoner fall for one with the power to control both ]…

theilliterateironman

"𝐨𝐡, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐯𝐞𝐱 𝐦𝐞, 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚." "𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐱 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the volturi kings finds their mate in bella swan's rambunctious twin sister [ this is so unserious. sorry in advance ]…