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The year is 1889, and there has been yet another spree of rather violent murders, and it seems that perpetrator is far from human. The people sent to investigate are none other than the Queen's Watchdog and the Queen's Spider, with the help of their long suffering, (currently) demon butlers. Things really take a turn for the worst when both are turned into humans, and now have to survive the indignity of mortality, alongside other problems and possibly romance (which is perhaps the biggest problem of all).I sincerely apologise for the long introduction, I had to set some things up first…

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Some of these may end up being posted on Amino or AO3 by me, so if you see them don't worry.So, I'm too lazy to write an actual story with an actual plot, but I still want to write some Sebastian x readers, so instead I'm writing some oneshots! Enjoy these romantic (or possibly not very romantic) shorts starring you, the reader, and the titular Demon butler, Sebastian Michaelis!Warning! Most chapters will contain strong language, and some may even have gore or horror elements, but you'll be warned of those at the start of the chapter…

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Also published on Amino under the title of Zombies!!!Rated Mature of gore, violence, and strong languageEver wondered what would happen to the Creepypasta household in the event of a zombie outbreak? No? Well, I have. Watch the Pastas as they go head to head with some currently indeterminate quantity of zombies (I'm making this up as I go along).…

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This book is a compilation of a bunch of random one-shots I've had accumulating over the past however long.…

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Rated Mature for strong language, and the inclusion of content that some younger users may find alarmingThis book is modern AU, with some age changes, and everyone's humanThe Hanahaki disease is fictional disease caused by unrequited love, where the infected will cough up petals, and eventually, full flowers. At least, we think its fictional.Christmas is just around the corner, but that doesn't mean that the "basement-unit" (a small group of investigators working in London who look into the strangest cases that Southern England has to offer) can kick back and relax. Quite the contrary. Sebastian, Alois, Ciel and Claude are presented with one of their strangest cases yet when a woman is found dead; she appears to have choked to death on flowers. The four investigators are baffled, including Sebastian Michaelis, though Sebastian soon begins to get a little too good of an idea as to what happened to the woman - through first hand experience.…

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Is cringey and was largely written for the laughs. Gets marginally better as it goes on.You are the security guard working the nightshift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Too broke to afford to pay the fee to leave, and too apathetic to find another job anyway, you've been in that position for a decent amount of time. One day your wonderful boss, whom you care about so dearly, decides to assign you a co-worker. This is where our story begins.WARNING: Contains strong language, violence, mild gore, horror, darker themes not appropriate for all audiences, and frankly terrifying amounts of sarcasm. No, this isn't accurate to the lore, I'm basically just using the location and the characters by this point, I've given up trying to keep everything accurate.…

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This is really old and bad, IDK why y'all like it so muchRated M for graphic violence and strong languageAlso, this story is currently under construction so the chapters may well vary in quality.Okay, this is set in an alternate universe where Alois *SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!* Okay, good now? Doesn't die. This story follows a more depressed version of Alois, who, when finding himself with nothing but his manor, his servants long gone, is left feeling bored, sad, betrayed and angry, but mostly lonely.And I know this is still a bit of a logical leap, but Ciel is still *SPOILER ALERT* a demon and Claude and Hannah are still alive.This is a yaoi (boy x boy) fan fiction, so you no likey then you no readey. There is swearing and a lot of gore in some scenes. I own all art unless I say otherwise but I own none of the characters or the anime they're from.P.S. I'm British and this is set in Britain so this will be using British spellings and terms!…

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Just some book filled with whatever Black Butler based nonsense my brain decides to cough up.…

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This is the second book because these things are super addictive to writeP.S. I have only read the original creepypastas, and even then I'm a little rusty, so I apologise if I don't get every single little detail correct (because holy moly some of you are nitpicky)…

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Not really meant to be taken too seriously, and some of these are hella old…

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I have them, I may have mentioned them briefly, here is a book about them!…

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I was tagged. This book is about two years old so some information is outdated…

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Wether you're a complete beginner or a highly experienced roleplayer, we all make mistakes, so here's some tips so help you out! Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments and I'll feature them in the book (with credit, of course).These are all personal opinion, but I will try to make them as widely applicable as possible…

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If there's a book you really want me to write, this is the place to tell me!…

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I get no one will read this, and my opinions will probably be unpopular, and no one asked for this, but it's here. This is a book where I will rant/explain stuff to try and get it out of my system. Hate on this, add it to cringe comps, I'm not that fussed. I don't wish to come across as edgy or anything, but I'm seriously not bothered.…

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One person said they'd like to read this so it looks like imma write. This is just my rendition of Vampires, so don't get your panties in a twist if you disagree.…

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A short horror story that probably won't scare you, but hey, I tried. I'm a fan of the horror genre and have always wanted to write my own creepypasta (you never know, it might find it's way onto a worst creepypastas ever written list). Nothing in this book is inherently disturbing or will scar you for life, so no blood, gore, particularly dark themes, just a terrible attempt at a phycological horror.…

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The title has said it all, this is a book filled with new book ideas. I would urge you not to agree with every single one of my ideas just to be polite or I will end up writing a million books at once, but if you like an idea please say so! I love to hear your opinions, and they are appreciated.…

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Bleh, if you're reading this I don't own Slender duck…