❝︎︎ABORT! she's kinkier than me and i don't have the budget for that ❞︎︎❝︎︎told you, you couldn't land her ❞︎︎────── 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, she is absolutely not interestedbut god,wolverine's arms kill her.(she likes me too, she won't admit it)【︎︎ post deadpool x wolverine 】︎︎【︎︎ earth 10005 】︎︎【︎︎ deadpool x fem!oc x wolverine 】︎︎…
❝︎︎ the witch, the hybrid, and the vampire. what is this, narnia? ❞︎︎────── 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, her soulmates are brothers,and the very two she'ssupposed to hate.【︎︎ niklaus mikaelson x fem!oc 】︎︎【︎︎ elijah mikaelson x fem!oc 】︎︎【︎︎ soulmate bond/au 】︎︎【︎︎ harry potter x the vampire diaries crossover 】︎︎【︎︎ 𝘊𝘜𝘙𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘒: #43 in harrypotter 】︎︎【︎︎ 𝘊𝘜𝘙𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘒: #5 in vampire diaries 】︎︎【︎︎ 𝘊𝘜𝘙𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘒: #5 in potter 】︎︎…
❝︎︎ there isn't nothin' quite like lovin' an angel ❞︎︎❝︎︎ except her choosing to acquiesce heaven over you ❞︎︎────── 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, an angel falls into their lapsor maybe she's the devil in disguise【︎︎ arthur morgan x fem!oc x dutch van der linde 】︎︎【︎︎ no arthur/dutch 】︎︎【︎︎ read dead redemption two video game 】︎︎…
❝︎︎ we might get murdered by a raging lunatic. or, we might be fine. sounds like a regular tuesday to me ❞︎︎────── 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, 𝘿𝘼𝙄𝙎𝙔 𝘿𝙐𝙍𝙎𝙇𝙀𝙔 finished her first two years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Without her family to support her choices, a mass murderer on the hunt for her cousin, and a werewolf stalking her dreams, she's not sure how she'll make it past third year. 【︎︎ prisoner of azkaban 】︎︎【︎︎ book two of "dursley" series 】︎︎…
❝︎︎ i'd rather get into a plane crash ❞︎︎❝︎︎ that's a bit extreme ❞︎︎────── 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, boy likes girl,girl hates boy,and everyone wantsthem to kiss already.【︎︎ grey's anatomy s2-s10 】︎︎【︎︎ mark sloan x fem!oc 】︎︎…
This was the first story I have ever written, so read it when you want to laugh or feel better about yourself.…