After a hired hitwoman's job is botched, she learns about the man she was meant to kill and starts to shift her opinions about the woman who hired her.*I wrote this short story to enter the Wattpad Stars "The One That Got Away" contest. Unfortunately, I wasn't chosen for the contest, but I really enjoyed writing this story and wanted to share it with all of you regardless!…
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This book will be a collection of important updates, events, and collaborations that take place on my profile! If you have any questions, come here first - it just might have the answer!…
Have you ever wondered about what goes bump in the night? Have you heard one too many strange urban legends you can't quite understand? Well, you've come to the right place. This is a collection of the weird, the wonderful, the cryptids that (supposedly) walk among us.…
In a post-dystopian world ravaged by war, Claire and her younger brother Charlie live in one of the last remaining Northern American cities: Horizon, a place where the past is stifled and pills are used to control mental and physical defects. When a small rebellion deemed these pills and the government as a whole overly controlling, they staged an uprising and gained control, none of them possessing any knowledge on how to run a city. The result is anarchy, starvation, and death. Claire and Charlie live with their friend, Nik, in a small, teenage-populated community aptly named Rooftop for its location, and every day is a fight for survival. When Claire learns of an illegal lottery through which she and her brother could escape Horizon, however, she leaps at the chance and begins risking everything she has built for herself and her family to get to freedom.…
This is just getting ridiculous.//I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be tagging people more since I've discovered that so many of the weird people IN these books have Wattpad accounts :)//You can read the first three books right on my profile, or you can delve into the "Weird Things I Heard in Life" series, which mainly follows my strange family around! Both can be found in a reading list on my profile or in the list of my works, obviously.//[#267 in Humor as of 5/10/18]…
Screw you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category.//All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true...//Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME.//This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to read the first two by any means (although they're pretty hilarious if I do say so myself).//The fourth book is now up!//I also have a "Weird Things I Heard in Life" series if you wanna check that out!//*THERE WILL PROBABLY BE CUSSING IN THIS BOOK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*//[#65 in Humor as of 2/8/18]…
I can't believe that I'm doing another one of these. When does it end??Well, here are some more completely screwed-up, completely true things I've heard people say...Feel free to contribute chapters :)*There is cussing so guard your baby eyes*[#145 in Humor as of 5/10/18]…
In a world where Highborns control magic, the government, and the "lesser" species - Lowborns - there is much animosity between the two groups. So much, in fact, that a rebellion was formed to fight against the oppressive Highborns - the Phoenix People.Princess Alexia is a sheltered Highborn girl who thinks no further than the walls surrounding the palace grounds. When her brother, the king, shares his plans for completely exterminating the Lowborn race, however, Alexia's conscious keeps her from standing idly by while he follows through with his plans.Alexia joins the Phoneix People.Soon, she is dragged into a world of danger and magic, where she is not the revered princess she has been for sixteen years, where her handmaiden is a fierce warrior, where her laws mean nothing, and where betrayal is right around the corner.Nothing is as it seems. Nothing is as it should be. And it's up to Alexia to put things right.[Cover Credits to @LarissaChesser]…
Iris Ash was the result of black magic. Black magic, and a woman's desire for a child. That woman is long dead. Now, Iris fights for the Night Plague, a cult run completely by women who specialize in murdering evil, corrupted men. Her only true friend is Sara, a woman who joined the cult five years ago after being badly abused. Sara is the only person that Iris has ever truly trusted or relied on.So when Sara is kidnapped, Iris is understandably infuriated.The half-demon, half-angel woman launches into a quest to find Sara before it is too late, discovering secrets about herself and her heritage along the way, along with the important fact that not all is how it seems.[#974 in Action as of November 13)(Updates on Sundays)[Cover credits to @HayleyAutumns]…
These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]…
This is the second book in the "Weird Things" series, so make sure to check out the first one!Basically just a collection of the stupid(ly funny) things I hear at school.For the best morsels of my life outside of school, read "Weird Things I Heard in Life."Contributions are welcome! DM me with your funny story and I'll give you credit for it.{Highest Ranking: #250 in Humor as of 9/28/17}…
Sixteen-year-old Sage Greene was locked in a maximum-security asylum for the criminally insane after murdering nearly 200 civilians. It isn't her, though - it's the voices. There are two sides to Sage: the normal, self-conscious teenager, and the Voice lurking inside her head, the one that forced her to strike out and kill. Now, both parts of Sage are being sent into space, destined for a new rehabilitation program upon Mars, with a group of the most dangerous teenagers in America. Before they can reach the red planet, however, they are abducted by a strange alien race and taken away from their spaceship and everything they have ever known to compete in a sadistic set of physical and mental tests nicknamed the Trials. And so far, nobody has survived the Trials.*{Highest ranking: #5 in science fiction as of 9/3/17}[Comment threads contain spoilers at random. You have been warned.]WARNINGThis is a very dark book that only spirals further down. Murder is discussed and there are slightly graphic scenes.…
Rowen's life used to be relatively simple. Since she was fourteen years old, her small, makeshift family has been her mother and two best friends, Maria and Jason. After one fateful day in the woods behind her house, however, Rowen finds herself being led to a fantastical world full of impossible humanoids and magical creatures, along with her friends. When she is thrown into the midst of a war, discovering she plays a role in an age-old prophecy and that Maria isn't all she says she is, Rowen must band together with her best friends and a mysterious faerie named Ayren to fight back against the unknown evils and discover who she truly is.Awesome cover credits go to @HayleyAutumns!…
Lilith, KC, Jared, and Benji didn't know each other before the zombie apocalypse. But fate - and several tragedies happening in quick succession such as the zombie apocalypse - shoved them all into the same New York City Costco. Now, survival - both physical and mental - is their ultimate goal.When KC begins talking about ending the apocalypse once and for all, they all view her as insane.Until one hospital - and one notebook - changes everything.[Undergoing editing, so the chapters are a bit messed up][Highest Ranking: #289 in action as of 12/30/17]…
All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}…
This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier as it goes on. The first few chapters are quite rubbish. Feel free to skip ahead to the good stuff or power through!) [Highest ranking: #301 in Humor as of 10/4/18]…