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The title is a lie. Band geeks WILL hurt you. The case in point, of course, is the Cooperstown High School Marching Band, better known as the Black Parade. The administration at the high school isn't exactly known for its intelligence, so they have an annual tradition of sending the one hundred and fifty members of the Black Parade to band camp in Battery City for three days. At first, this year's band camp was just like every other year. The trumpets and the saxophones still hated each other, the freshmen still couldn't march correctly, Pete Wentz was still eating all of the pizza in the cafeteria, and Gerard Way was still trying to convince everyone that "saxy" was a real word. But things didn't stay normal for long. Told from ten different perspectives, this is the story of what happened that fateful year at band camp. Basically just one giant messy bandom AU. Also features Frerard and Peterick. Cover by @endlesstwilght.…

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Mikey Way was on tour with his two (obviously in love with each other) bandmates when he realized that something was missing. After checking through all of his stuff, he finally figured it out. They were missing their guitarist. Meanwhile, Ray Toro was beginning to panic while he was waiting for his bandmates in a truck stop in the middle of nowhere. After spending hours searching for them, he finally discovered that the rest of My Chemical Romance was already in Chicago, where they were still trying to figure out what they were going to do without him. After all, it seemed increasingly clear that everything would fall apart on the day that My Chemical Romance forgot their guitarist.Collaboration with @RadioSpirit. Odd chapters are in Mikey's POV and even chapters are in Ray's POV. Cover by @rheatorical.…

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Tara Gilesbie is failing her English class. No, she's not one of those honors kids who claim that they're failing when they really have a B. She has a literal F on her report card for English. So when she's asked to write a short story to bring up her grade, she does the only sane thing that a girl like her could do. It can't be that hard to resurrect Oscar Wilde and get him to write her story, right? But there's something a little bit...different about her teacher's favorite author. He can't spell or use grammar properly, so Tara gets Edgar Allan Poe to be his beta reader. The two of them have epic plans to write a "gothic reinterpretation of Harry Potter," but will it work out, or will the whole project crash and burn? A short tale about the origins of the world's worst fanfiction: the infamous "My Immortal."Special thanks to @RadioSpirit for making the cover! If you want to check out the original My Immortal, @gayonetta reposted it on Wattpad.…

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Eight year old Geoff Rickly didn't know much about the wizarding world when he stumbled into Greenwick Forest one day. He knew that his mother was a witch, but growing up in a village of Muggles can blind you to even the most obvious of signs. Therefore, it was a pleasant surprise when Geoff found a boy his age who lived in a mansion and flew on broomsticks. However, Geoff could never have predicted just how much Mikey Way would change his life, and for the better. A one shot prequel to Gerard Way and the Triwizard Tournament and Patrick Stump and the Flying Car Brigade, with a whole lot of kid Geoffkey. Cover by @RadioSpirit.…

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A twelve year old aspiring musician tries to get a record deal. A teenage girl ventures through a futuristic countryside to save her little sister. A conspiracy theorist attends college on another planet. A broken band writes the best album of their career. Most of all, a writer attempts to find her voice. A short story collection/experiment in brevity. Some of the stories are based on previous novels, while others are entirely new. Cover by Iwannabcool.…

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Sometimes I wish you could look up people in a dictionary. If you looked up my friends, I think you'd see something interesting. Patrick Stump: An American Beauty. A crazy awesome singer who also happens to be a shy daydreamer. Pete Wentz: An American Psycho. He seems like a straightforward weirdo who writes bizarre but brilliant lyrics, but he's got a few dark secrets. So who am I? Well, I'm Brendon Urie. I guess you could say I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue. A Fall Out Boy/Peterick/Panic! At The Disco fanfiction.Cover by @redblacklady!…

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Isabelle's beloved grandfather was ripped away from her when she was six years old. The only remnant of him she has is a Magic 8 Ball she makes all of her decisions with. The Magic 8 Ball leads her to sit with the creative but shy Samina at lunch, and the two form an unexpected friendship. But the course of true friendship never did run smooth, and Samina makes Isabelle question her entire world: her badminton-obsessed family, her role as the ignored middle child, and most of all, whether or not the Magic 8 Ball is really helping Isabelle make the right decisions.…

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McKenna Gregory was always the quiet type: never wanting to venture outside of the confines of her own mind. When her family moves to the small town of Odiosis, Illinois, five year old McKenna just wants to hide away from it all. McKenna eventually makes a few friends, while watching her family fall apart before her eyes. Can McKenna hold on to her daydreams?Special thanks to @stardust24601 for making the cover!…

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Axis Wallstone was the school band geek, the one who could play every instrument imaginable, the one who randomly threw references to indie rock bands into her everyday speech. That was until the day when everything changed: when she made the life-changing decision to form a rock band. Axis watched her band, dubbed Fourth Dimension, become a global sensation. But can she handle it all?…

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The shadows were only getting gloomier in Marlene's war-torn world. The dragons tribes and the Blood Seekers had been fighting for three long years, and Marlene and Rico were sick of it. They hoped to bring peace to the dragon world, but could they? When Marlene's childhood friend Ethan arrives in Purple Meadows, another twist is thrown into Marlene's already complicated life. In the awesome finale to the Dragon Fire series, there will be heartbreak, action, and MORE DRAGON AWESOMENESS!!!…

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"Do you hear that thunder?" Obsidian asked. "Yes, Obsidian," Veronica replied. "Veronica, it means our time has come. It means the Blood Seekers will rise up and rule this world once more!" It has been four long, lonely years since Ethan left Petersville. Seeking adventure, Marlene travels to Scotland to visit her best friend Sparrow. But Marlene's luck runs out when she is captured by the Blood Seekers. Luckily, she is saved by an attractive but mysterious young dragon. Marlene's adventures continue in Dragon Thunder, the second book in the Dragon Fire Trilogy!…

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Marlene was born into the Fangpyre tribe of dragons, a tribe that emphasizes violence, warfare, and the savage treatment of humans. When she turns 25, she chooses to leave the tribe and live on her own. That's when she meets Ethan, a nine year old boy who teaches Marlene how to read and write. But the Blood Seekers are chasing them, so Marlene and Ethan must evade the Blood Seekers and angry Fangpyres. From the author of Garage Band comes a fabulous tale of true friendship and DRAGON AWESOMENESS!…

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Avery Richards is a music-loving, bookish teenage girl with a thirst for adventure. Her life is changed forever when she meets Raven DelMarzo, a death-obsessed poet with a dark secret, Spindler Eaglefire, a sword-wielding elf from an alternate universe, and Theodore, Spindler's bossy teddy bear who may or may not be trying to take over the world. This unlikely quartet sets off on a dangerous quest - to steal the Azurro Crystal from a mysterious enemy. Can they race through an obstacle course of dangers and take the crystal before time runs out? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?…

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Axis Wallstone used to have all the right moves in all the right places. But when a few wrong choices threaten to ruin her career as the lead singer of Fourth Dimension, will she be able to get back on her feet? This is the sequel to Garage Band, so please read that first.…

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The Nerdy Poet has arrived! And when the Nerdy Poet is here nothing is normal... Random poems, nonsensical poems, epic poems, they're all here! "The Nerdy Poet Strikes Back" is where you'll find all the awesomest (yes, it's a word) poems!!!…