Adolescent Entropy: A lobotomy
Whatever I desire to write about -- updated frequently…
Historically Accurate Fanfiction
What if Hamilton actually loved Jefferson? What if George Washington's son was a piece of emo trash? What if our founding fathers were weebos?…
EMO TRUMP
[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.…
Make America Goth Again!
Emo Trump must save America from the invasion of preppy Mexicans who plan to make our country into one giant Abercrombie and Fitch.…
HAPPY MEALS
You'll never eat at McDonald's again after reading this. Guaranteed.…
DEMIGOTHS
Who will win the beotiful enoby? Punk Piercy Jackson or Goffik boi Niko?!!2??2?…
The Badfic Club
Don't expect to read this and come out with your sanity intact.…
Fordidden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen
Hey, my names Atlantiana Rebekah Loren (but everyone calls me Tiana or just plain Tiaa). I am a 16 year old girl and I live in Forks, Washington! My hair is long and pale like spun gold and skims to my waist like a pale shimmering amber mist. My eyes are deep forgetminot blue and my delicate fentures are lilly white and pure as the winter snow in moonlight. I've been told by loads of sleazy, ugly, guys that I'm real pretty and look like a model or fentures are lilly white and pure as the winter snow in moonlight. I've been told by loads of sleazy, ugly, guys that I'm real pretty and look like a model or a bunny girl (some of the guys who like me are really old and try to make opt with me its disgusting and weird!) but basically a lot of the girls I meet tell a different story. They say I'm too ivory white and ethereal and too skinny and that I look anorexic which i don't care about, but I think its seriously disrespectful to people with REAL eating disorders (btw i'm so totally not anorexic! I eat loads I just never gain weight and I'm not thin enough to be anorexic anyways, I think they were just being BIATCHES especially this one ratty brain called Ellie Mayfair who I hope freaking DIES in PAIN with SHIT ON HER FACE! Sorry, I'm not really such a batch but she is SO horrible if you met her you'd think the same!)…
My Immortal
Welcum to HOGEWARTS shool for GOFFS!…