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" i never thought buying a jaguar and vacationing in croatia would mean some family is slapping their daughter's face and last known location on the bulletin board in k-mart. it's something i've lived with for the last year, and the blow isn't enough. nothing distracts me. i close my eyes and i see their faces caked in makeup, wishing they were long dead. i'd join them but that would just make me a coward, huh? "......in myspace era america, the bassist of a rising emo band finds himself and his loved ones in a game of cat and mouse upon revealing to the public through an anonymous blog that his bandmates, manager, and road crew are behind a human trafficking scandal.......GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING.…

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"can you blame her for not making up her mind? she doesn't have the greatest to choose from... she's got a starving artist, a complete melvin who eats fluffernutter sandwiches all day, and a spoiled daddy's boy--""hey! i work for my income, thank you very much!""and i do not eat fluffernutters all day! only when i'm slim on cash."***in which three life-long friends fall for the same girl-- which causes their friendship to crumble right before their eyes.…

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"remember when we used to curl up together in your dorm? we'd watch shitty b-grade gore and grope each other under the covers?""we were so romantic back then.""... just friends, my ass."...in which two friends with benefits-turned-scorned lovers come into contact after almost a decade of mutual silent treatment... only to reignite dead flames after becoming unexpected roommates.…

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"look at us-- campbell's fucking pregnant and jordan is never home, you're on an emotional rollercoaster with an immature gutter rat... and i'm forced to be in the fucking closet while i watch my boyfriend pose with another woman for 'publicity'. we're all fucked right up.""... don't call donnie a gutter rat. i thought you liked him.""you know i'm not wrong, coppola. we both know you could do better. we all probably could."...in which childhood best friends sage, brett, and campbell create chaos within a boy band rising to stardom.…

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[spans from 1990 to 2006]"i wish she'd come... i wish she'd call..."...in which two high school sweethearts watch their relationship crumble as marriage, parenthood, addiction, and fame take over their once simple world.…

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"you totally have the hots for me!""and what makes you think that, slink?""no other boy swings through my bedroom window at night like tarzan to deliver me fast food. you've gotta like me quite a bit!"***in which a college student falls into a kiddie pool at a keg party, thus causing her to fall into the arms of an obnoxious ska-rap singer. takes place in 1992, before deftones got famous.…

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"wait-- they aren't dudes!""they're HOT!"***in which the deftones get their growing spotlight snatched right out from beneath their noses by a riot grrrl group from rhode island called flyboys…

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