The Protagonist Whose Jokes Become Canon
She didn't think.The universe did.One ordinary day, the Meta Council - the highest academic authority in the multiverse - detected a strange anomaly:a completely normal human, with no magic, no superpowers, no intention... yet every casual sentence she said forced the universe to update its laws.Her name is Ngọc.And she has absolutely no idea what's going on.While Ngọc is just living her life, the Meta Council must:• hold emergency meetings every time she makes a joke• rewrite predictive models when she says "I didn't think about anything"• document unexplained fluctuations in the vibe field• attempt (and fail) to predict someone who cannot be predictedThis is not fantasy.Not sci‑fi.Not paranormal.This is philosophical shitposting with cosmic consequences, a satire about a girl who does nothingand a universe that has to work overtime because of her.Genre: Random (because no existing genre can contain this)Vibe: meta, humorous, lightly deep, structured chaos© Ngọc - All rights reserved.Please do not copy.The universe is already tired.…
