Two years ago, Katsuki's best friend was stolen from him. Eijirou has finally been found, but time hasn't been kind to him. He's been broken and beaten since the two parted ways and Katsuki doesn't know if he can fix him. But he's sure as hell going to try. (Fantasy AU)"Almost as good as that Nezu X Stuart Little Fic." - That Devine entity who created this world and then left it to rot. "It made me cry at least three times." - Dr. Phil.…
When you first kiss your soul mate, a tattoo appears on your wrist of something meaningful to them. After a crazy, drunken night, Bakugou wakes up with a tattoo on his wrist. He doesn't remember much of the last night, but he does remember kissing somebody. Now, he has to decide on finding his soul mate or letting destiny find them for him. Meanwhile, Kirishima is desperate to figure out who he had kissed that night. He's dying to discover who left this grenade on his wrist and he's willing to do whatever it takes to solve this mystery. "Back to naming things after Kesha songs?" -God, judging me for my sins. "Yes. Suck my dick." -me "Truly the romance of the year." -dr.phil…
Tragedy struck for Kirishima four years ago in the form of an event so bad that he had to change schools, as well as his appearance. Now he's starting college and it's beginning to look like he can put the past behind him. But that was until he found out one of those bad memories is living in the dorm room across from him. "Wow this hurt my heart." -probably you in the future."Any fic titled 'head over healies' is 10/10 for me." -some dude on discord. "Pls end me." -me already.…
BNHA/The Incredibles/Xmen/tokyo ghoul but with Quirks instead of ghouls type crossover. Superpowers are illegal and using them is punishable by death, but that doesn't stop people like Kirishima from taking on an alternate identity to stop crime. As Red Riot, Kiri is able to separate his illegal hero life from his average teenaged one using clever disguises and great time management. But when he meets Ground Zero, a hero with explosive powers and a temper to match, life starts to get complicated. Balancing his hero job and student job is becoming harder and harder and concealing his identity forever seems to be impossible. Will he be able to stay out of danger long enough to graduate school or will he end up losing his studies to jail time?"Oh shit, we're breaking from the hetalia stuff again, I hope this one doesn't flop also." -my old readers"Come on, guys, it's gunna be really gay and angsty just like my other stuff!! I promise." -me"This fic is amazing and should be canon." -Kōhei Horikoshi…
Drew has always been in love with Jonathan, but then along comes Mike Holmes who has a lot more in common with him and now drew has to compete for his brother's love.…
I'm Shickzander and these are my shitposts. I write them with my old man and my son, big hoss. Everything in here has a price. One thing I've learned through 21 years is that you don't know WHAT is going to come through that door.…
Ever dream of getting pissed on by the boy who goes boom boom? Well, look no further. I have the fic for you ^_^. For the low cost of $19.95, you too can enjoy the flavour of hot urine in your mouth. But Wait! There's more! If you act now, you can get pissed on a second time for FREE! Call now! 1800 PISS 4 ME. That's 1800 PISS 4 ME.…
Random pieces from all fandoms from Black Butler, Hetalia, Doctor Who, Sleepy Hollow, as well as some other crazy Shinnowhitz. Mostly Hetalia though, since the buggers keep hijacking everything. I don't own any of those shows listed above or any in the fic. Obviously. (Occasional Swearing and Sexual innuendos)…
This fic is for my precious little chilb, Liza because she really loves NorEng. Arthur doesn't think he would be able to cope with Francis's death, but with three small children to care for, he doesn't have much of a choice. He now has to tackle his normal parenthood duties on top of all of his late husband's duties on top of a job and the grief of the twins and himself. But when one of the daycare moms introduces him to another dad who has been through the same thing, he's slowly putting his life back together. Is Lukas the one to help him move on. "This better not be mpreg mneh mneh." -my loving wife "You're running out of ideas for quotes so you're referencing old ones, aren't you?" -Knuckles the Echidna "Shut up you stupid enchilada." -me…
Gilbert didn't expect to wake up to tragedy. He didn't expect his day to start with the best sex he had ever experienced in his life lying next to him, on the edge of death. The hospital visit leaves him with an insightful look into Matthew's life. He's not as old as Gilbert thought he was; at the ripe age of seventeen, and his home situation is...terrible at best. It becomes his goal to save this newfound lover from a life he doesn't deserve. But every layer Gilbert pulls back, reveals another and another. Will the Prussian ever know Matthew at his core?"Oh wow I thought you said you weren't doing this anymore..." -the therapist I don't have but probably should "Please help I can't escape this fandom." -me "A great story. I peed twice." -Selena Gomez…
Everything changed when that power plant exploded, when the two worlds combined. Everybody has a doppelganger, a much darker, much more sinister doppelganger. Nobody trusts them and for a good reason. They're dark. They're terrifying, full of morose speech and unusual hobbies. But both worlds have decided to co-exist until they could find a way to fix this problem.It's been a year since the merge happened and Matthew has just started university. Everything is going smoothly. He's been pulled into a program along with a few others, including his brother, which encourages people to work with their Doppelgangers and requires him to live with his. But now there's a serial killer loose on campus and the second players are suspect. Can Matthew and his friends solve the case and restore the relationship between the two parallels or will this murder result in an all out war?"It's been almost two years and you're finally doing another 2P! fic?" -Obama"Dude, where tf u been??? I missed U." -Alfred, who probably talks like that tbh"I miss 2015." -everybody…
After losing his job, Matthew is forced to move back in with his parents. He has no future goals or a path to follow in life. One night of drinking ends in an encounter with the dark side of intimacy where he learns of all the limits his body can reach. Gilbert has given him feelings he's never felt before and he doesn't think he'll ever get back. Especially because of his fear of falling in love. "Holy shit this fandom is dead." -himaruya Hidekez"Please kill me." -me"Holy shit nobody dies in this." -somebody who's hopefully right because I have GOT to stop doing that.…
Sequel to Taken By A Stranger:Two years after the wedding fiasco, Gilbert has become reacquainted with Matthew, who just isn't Matthew anymore. Determined to get that man back to his former glory, Gilbert makes it his mission to help him out in any way he can.…
Matthew and Alfred have been given a challenge. The first one to get married gets to inherit the house. Matthew seems to be off to a head start. He's in a committed relationship with a Russian business ally in his family's company. But what his family doesn't know is that Ivan and Matthew have recently broken up. Desperate to beat his brother, he decides to stage a wedding with Ivan. But, unfortunately, he catches the attention of a hot wedding DJ and it's only a matter of time before this marriage is on the rocks. Meanwhile; Alfred and Natalia are trying desperately to stop the wedding, but can they ignore the changing feelings they have for each other?"Wow, you're finally doing it." -Oprah"Yes. Finally." -me…
A fic for my loving Waifu who gave me the idea to slaughter. After a pretty fatal drug overdose which leaves Gilbert trapped in a hospital with brain damage and an incredibly concerned younger brother, Gilbert befriends a nice little ghost whose been haunting his hospital room. Matthew misses the joys of life and won't pass on no matter what the reapers tell him. Especially now that he's made a sexy new friend. "I'm glad ke$ha is back." -every person in their right mind. "A better gift than last year." -the wife hopefully. "A double double and a twenny packa Timbits ." -any Canadian ordering timmies.…
Mpreg:It's a long shot, but scientists have discovered a drug that can cause men to become pregnant. Francis and Arthur are the trial subjects in the first test. Will the drug work and give them the family they crave or will they be doomed to never breed again?-Shick…
(Based on the movie Two Night Stand)What exactly led Matthew and Gilbert to that one night among the sheets? And what will happen now that a blizzard has prevented them from leaving Matthew's tiny apartment? Is this the second chance they both need in life, or is it a curse meant to punish them for everybody they've wronged?Mama Shick does not own Hetalia or its characters, but she does own, like, three nightstands, which is a lot for a single person to have.…
Matthew's POV from Young Like Us. Were you wondering what Mattie was going through while Tino and Berwald were starting their family? Read to find out!!…
After their tragic, untimely death, rivals Francis Bonnefoy and Arthur Kirkland are trapped following their little brothers around. Life as a ghost is emotionally jarring, as they soon discover, and it's driving them together in a way nothing ever has before.…
Based on the song "Past Lives" by Ke$ha. At the young age of four, Julius went missing. That was twelve years ago. Now a new boy has moved into the town who bears a striking resemblance to the youth. But there's no way it could be him. Is there?(This story is mature but will not mark as such. Thanks wattpad)Gerita/Prucan/Spamano/FrUK/maybe some other shit idk check the tags. "A tragedy!" -A drama student at ULCA "Don't kill moles." -me every five seconds when I was in eighth grade bc I was a dumb fuck. "This is a wonderful fanfiction." -Queen Elizabeth. "I hated it." -Donald Trump.…