Shadoevines

"You can stop calling out for *God.* 'e isn't 'ere. It is only me... and I'm the one that's fucking you." People would always whisper about the great demon king as if he were legend, they whispered about his cruelty, his malice, about his scorn and lack of mercy. No one ever saw him in person, or those that did never left the dark castle that seemed to float above the misty mountains that sat in the north. Many adventurers had disappeared in search of the great demon king, sworn to end his tyranny after a millenia of being oppressed only to fail... and to later be found in pieces scattered about the land. Only fools found themselves even near the great king's castle... only fools like Serena would go trudging in a place she clearly did not belong... (Need I say more? --- Extra spicy. So spicy. We love a good spice. Pure spice and jalapenos. Chili hot peppers and mmf. Oh yeah and I guess really mature. So. Age warning i guess. *shrugs* It is a bit of a slow burner at first, but I promise the spice is worth it all. )…

Shadoevines

This book is basically mostly, if not all, the crazy story ideas that get wrapped up in my brain. A lot of these stories will actually become canon... Others, not so much. If you by chance come across something that meets your fancy let me know! Maybe I can make spin you a story and make it your literature reality! Everything in here is all rough draft so ignore the grammar errors if you can, these are after all just ideas. Why try to fix something if it's not already broken? I update this as often as I can, either just as a draft or I actually publish them! If I ever get around to actually putting a story out then the chapter for that "TEASER" will be updated! But in all seriousness here...Which Would YOU Read?…

Shadoevines

.... why is this still so popular?;; Ahem, ATTENTION. This is now a smutt book. I mean it already was, but I mean all things smutt will go on here. I'll take requests only for ANIME lemons. Thank you for the love~ Please make sure to read my actual stories however as this book is merely a book to kill time for me and therefore it will almost always be updated last. This book is the road of my success and of my past. It shows where I started and is proof of how far I have become. Thank you. I A M T H E A U T H O R C H A N - HIGHEST RANKING #1 in AUTHORCHANMOST IMPRESSIVE RANK #21 IN POTATO…

Shadoevines

[Poetry] I would like to warn any readers now that I am the sort that sees beauty even in the most macabre of scenarios. There is beauty in everything if one opens their eyes to see it, and if one sits down and writes so that others may read it. "There's always something inspiring when writing the first words of a story... You never know where they might take you." Beatrix Potter…

Shadoevines

"Trespassing in a commoners home is 1 year in prison...2 if you're discovered to be a thief. The laws on Crex are pretty strict... but to trespass into the palace?" She let out a low whistle. "That's pretty bad."Great. Neo thought, this was just what he needed. Not only was he currently being humiliated by wearing this movement restricting collar, but now he was currently being sassed by a Vaulkarian female that should be in bed and resting.~~~Neo Adranni is a charming, puns ahoy kind of guy. In fact, he's not just any guy. He's secretly a prince from planet Valaria who ran away in search for something greater, and so far he thinks he's got it. The life as a thief has been WAY more exhilarating then sitting around in a palace learning proper etiquette. (And of course it's always nice being Vaulkarian, the most gorgeous of humanoid aliens, especially when your in the mood for a quick bump in the night.) Jacquelyn Wake, a small servant girl with a lot of tricks up her sleeves. She's adored by the Queen of Crex, so much so that she's even considered to be the adopted daughter. She works to earn her keep, to help in any way she can if there's a job to be done, against the Queen's wishes might I add. However, despite all this, there has always been something... off about her. She's always watching. Always listening. And always seems to be in the right place at the right time... A true tale of love that only just barely SCRATCHES the surface of what is to come for the galaxy. After all this is just BOOK 1"Sometimes... Love is worth dying for."…

Shadoevines

"I'll spare your life only once, if you choose to proceed I will not be so merciful again." These words quickly became famous as a mysterious Gladiator stepped into The Ring one day, and emerged victorious with every battle thrown into the Gladiator's path.The Ring is a place for all men of mind to come and test their metal through blood and sweat. Every day Odin comes and takes these warriors up to Valhalla for to die in the Ring is to die with godly honor. Every man's name is carved into the stone, his family honored, and wrongs were erased and made right- For every MAN; has this right, to be a warrior and wielder of the blade... As every Man.. Should.[Original + WIP]…

Shadoevines

Never in a million years of my introverted life did I ever think I would make it to where I am now; I couldn't help but think to myself. But then, could you really blame me? Years of verbal abuse by nonsupporting parents and selfish people I called friends left me in a mess. To finally stand where I was, to finally look around and see none of those people; but instead, the loving gaze of the man in front of me. To stare into those blue and amber eyes... It blew my mind away. I can still hear the music of that beautiful day, how we danced and everyone cheered for us in congratulations. The way my white gown draped over my shoulders and wrapped around my body like flower petals on a tulip. It was truly a dream come true. For as long as I can remember, fairy tales were what only other people got. They were only a dream, they didn't exist for someone like me. I mean, who in their right mind would go out of their way for someone like Alexandria the Engineer?After a long tiring road of complicated events, I quickly learned of two very special people who would do just that. Who gave up a lot for me just so they could where rhetorically speaking hats and waved "Team Alexandria!" flags! I knew then that my past no longer defined me. In fact, I had been so focused on my past I had never allowed myself to enjoy the preset; to be able to become eager for the overall bright future I was meant to have. And how did this all happen, you may ask? How did I come to this marvelous epiphany?Well... I went to college. (ORIGINAL + STORY)Dedicated to my wonderful cousin *heartsign* I love you. FIGHTING!…