punsareliterature

Everyone wants to be the next J.K Rowling. In this book l will teach you the proper techniques to structure and write a novel. l see soo many books on wattpad that have a cool and dynamic setting, interesting and exciting plot points but one constant within these books is that none of them have any structure, some have attrocious grammar and none of them are getting reads or constructive critisim. In this book l will teach you how to structure, spell check, use creative language, and create characters that are dynamic. This book will go through fundamentals and will use popular and well know stories such as the Maze Runner, or The Harry Potter series to teach you! The young writers of wattpad how to write the best book you can!…

punsareliterature

If l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"?If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask you to "bus"t a move. All of my puns are original.Enjoy. And "plesiosaurs" comment and vote. If you are a blind plesiosaurs you would starve because you can't "see" food.All puns come with a 100% cringe guarantee or you get your money back...…

punsareliterature

"Did l ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact...same fucking thing...over and over again expecting...shit to change... That. Is. Crazy."-Vaas…

punsareliterature

Pontificating: Express one's opinions in an arrogant and dogmatic way-The exact representation of everything wrong with the world. A rant book, what else would it be?If you feel like putting up with someone drawl on about everything and anything that said person finds annoying, you've come to the right place. All that you have to do now is listen.-This will also be book reviews but mostly it'll just be me talking about everything wrong with said book.-Don't worry, l won't devolve to ranting about tomatoes...unless it's requested l guess...please don't request it...…