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❝Are you serious, Hunter? When am I going back home? Let me go, you stupid asshole jerkfa-❞ I struggled against his body, my fist making its way to his jaw, making his head turn ever so slightly as I mumbled out some incoherent words, annoyed. He glared down at me, his hands finding mine and caging me against the wall, ❝Never, you are not going anywhere, you are going to stay right here with me, you batshit crazy woman!❞ *❝Sometimes purses too play cupid...or rather get you killed.❞ copyright MissChanandlerBong- ©2018…

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open [✔️] ❝this above all: to thine own self be true❞comment and fill the form for more details. these are probably really shitty but i am trying eh-#280 in Random on 27/03/17#173 in Random on 03/04#172 in Random on 09/05#151 in Random on 10/05…

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❝I know these are cheesy but I feel grate.❞(pun totally intended)Here are some cheesiest, lamest and funniest pick-up lines.#56 in humor on 07/05#78 in humor on 28/03 & 1/04…

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❝Alessandro Ricci, do you take Katrina Ivanov to be your wedded wife, to live together in marriage?...❞ I blurred out the rest of the nonsense that escaped the priest's lips, focusing on burning the man, my soon to be lawfully wedded husband with my deadly gaze, keeping him rooted to the spot; letting him know he was now ruined, crushed.❝I do❞, The two words escaped his lips easier than I thought they would and he smirked back at me, matching my devilish expression. ❝Katrina Ivanov, do you take Alessandro Ricci to be your wedded husband to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love- ❞❝I do,❞ I cut off the oblivious man standing in his robes, rolling my eyes at the priest impatiently. I was so ready to get over with this unnecessary ceremony, to move along and continue on with my life rather than standing in front of a crowd of old snobs looking like a puffy swan in this stupid constricting and inconvenient dress that Alessandro wanted to peel off my body by the way he was looking me up and down; that probably being the only thing we both could agree on so far. ***We both were Perfect Pretenders, pretending to be lovers, pretending to be companions, pretending to be civil, pretending that we didn't want to strangle one another, pretending that we didn't hate each other. copyright MissChanandlerBong- © 2018…

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❝You are a girl.❞ He said after an agonizingly long silence while I stood helplessly in front of him, shaking. This situation was too overwhelming for me. ❝Uh... Does that bother you?❞ I stuttered and looked at him with genuine curiosity. ❝Yes. Maybe a little too much.❞Olivia Thompson is living her extremely dull and boring life when she comes across an opportunity that changes everything. Her school's Inconsiderate coaches cut off the girls' soccer team. The only option left for her to pursue her dreams and to prove to everyone that girls can play as efficiently as boys is by secretly taking her identical twin brother's scholarship. Going undercover as her identical twin brother in an all-boys school has turned her life upside down. A simple decision changes her life into a tremendous mess of unsolved mysteries revolving around her irresistible but infuriating roommate.#160 in teen fiction…