A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations. See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.…
The girl who was not a vampire. The heartbreaking breakup of One Direction. Freud and the Wolf Man. Love in space. There are a lot more in the published book! Go straight to the end for how you can get a free copy (limited time offer)!…
Milton Marmalade's answers to Life, the Universe and Everything in 20 gnomic paragraphs.…