"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off. "STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed. "AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THEYRE OLD, BOLD, AND READY TO.... break out of jail? And quite possibly break a hip too!…
The lifetime telling of two best friends full of mischief. Martha and Betty's full story. Friendship Rules1.) If thy makes the other cry then thy shalt partake of thy cockroach milk. 2.) No matter how mad you are at the other person, you have to forgive your best friend if they give you ice cream. 3.) One shall never have to do stupid stuff alone. 4.) Thou shalt never be a boyfriend snatcher. 5.) Thou shan't do stupid things alone. 6.) Thou shalt protect each other from cooties. 7.) Thou shall never have to dance in the rain alone. 8.) Thy shan't take piggy back rides from a stranger. 9.) Thy shan't share crayons with other kids. 10.) Always crayola marker sword fight with one another. 11.) Never play on the swings alone. Etc...…