I finally decided to make a rant book since everyone else made one. I'll be ranting on various things: ships, social justice, shows, movies, books, music, and anything else. You can request topics too, if you want!And as always, this book is just full of my silly personal opinions. If you disagree with me, that's (usually) fine (unless you disagree on the subject of LITERALLY GIVING SOMEONE HUMAN RIGHTS or something similar).Phone all complaints to 212-479-7990…
Listen up, kiddie-winkles.This is my big book of Gorillaz one-shots. Requests are open, of course, only things I won't do are Noodle x anybody (except Cyborg) and any sort of abuse. I'm also not doing anything NSFW, of course. If there's a ship involved, I'll put it in {}, so you don't have to read them if you don't want to.** A lot of these aren't canon to Phase Four... don't blame me, they were written way before! In fact, most of my oneshots that are saved as drafts now won't be canon to Phase Four and I don't want to go back through and modify them, so don't be angry with me! **…
Yeah... so this is all my one-shots for PG x PG. It'll most likely all be AUs provided by my lovely friend Maddy or you guys, so you can request stories. (No NSFW though, alright? Implied NSFW is okay I guess, but I'm not gonna write sex scenes) Obviously, hilarity shall ensue.…
If you tag me in a challenge, or there's some challenge going on or some issue I want to bring awareness too, it'll be here. I'm also taking questions here, or little dares (as long as they're nothing too bad).(Previously Challenges, Tags, and Randomness)(Cover by starrdustix! Thank you! It's a portrait of me <3)…
Athena is a little rat with big, big plans! This is gonna be set up more like a children's book sort of thing, it's just a silly, happy little thing to make my friend and her pet rat happy.(Fixed art pending!)…
Welcome to Wattpad, or, if you've been here a while, welcome to my book. I may not be any Kurt Vonnegut or J.K. Rowling, but I do know a bit about writing. So, here's what I know. Dive in, my beautiful reader.…
Read the whole description before reading the story, if you would! <3This is my story. It isn't happy, it isn't an adventure, and for once, it's not fictional. This is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and I hope you guys will take the time to listen to the things I want to get out.I've been nervous about this for a long time. If it weren't for supportive friends like @Deonity and @19VincentPurpleGuy87 , I wouldn't be posting this and I would still be silent. No longer, though, will I stay in the shadows. I want to be open about who I am. If I lose followers for it, so be it. This is who I am. This is a piece of my puzzle and a chapter in my story.Thank you to everyone who got me here, to be open about who I am. Not only with my sexuality, but now, with my painful past as well. Thanks Deon, thanks Jamie, thanks Soda, thanks Toki, thanks Noodle and Stu, thanks Arrthur, thanks Maddy, thanks to everyone I may have left out.Unkind comments will be deleted and you will be blocked. However, to those kind commenters out there, I encourage you to input on my story. Leave one comment, or 50 inline comments, or 1000.Thank you for clicking this story. It means more than you can imagine. <3…
It's been exactly one year since Murdoc Niccals, bassist and sort of mascot of Gorillaz, passed away of a drug overdose.(Ooh, minimalist description. Am I Wattpad famous yet?)And before you complain about "But he's not a drug addict, he's an alcoholic", I pretty much wrote this as I was just getting into the fandom and decided on a whim to finish it.…
A Purplephone collaboration between 19VincentPurpleGuy87 and LumaTheCreative that's sure to... I dunno, knock your socks off or toast your bread, or something. The story description is in the "Introduction" chapter! <3(Cover by our own 19VPG87!)…
Everyone's doing a Ship book, so, uh, here's mine. You can ask my opinion on ships and I'll also be posting some of my own.…
Things only competitive swimmers will understand.These are all my thoughts, reactions, and opinions, and all of them were thought up either while practicing or while at a meet.…
My Immortal, but with Raven replaced by Murdoc and all other characters replaced by band members or acquaintances.Enjoy...? There's not much else to say about this.http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm…
My heart goes out to the victims of the Orlando Pulse shooting, which left 50 dead and 53 injured, and then even more psychologically wounded. This is a poem about that night, written from the perspective of a victim. This isn't meant to replace the testimonies of actual survivors of the incident, it's only from what I know, and I really wanted to write this. I hope you enjoy and think about the situation, and consider donating blood and helping the survivors.…
Somewhere deep in the forest, a naga lurks, and a human runs.As Love is Blind and D!VxA!S end, a new story begins!…
While the Gems go out to save the world some more, they must leave Lapis behind, which means Peridot is left on "Gem business", taking care of her.(This is set after the first episode of the In Too Deep arc, "Super Watermelon Island / Gem Drill", and therefore may not line up with future episodes.)…
2D: Ask us anythin'!Murdoc: Screw you, I'm not answering any questions.Russel: Yeah, you are. We all are.Noodle: Noodle!This is just my interpretation of the characters: take it with a grain of salt. I thought this would be fun to do! So, you can ask 2D, Noodle, Murdoc, Russel, Cyborg, or Del. You can also ask more than one character the same question at the same time (i.e. "Hey guys, what's your favorite food?")One question per person at a time, please! After your first question is answered, feel free to ask another! And so things don't get cluttered, I'll be deleting questions in the comments once answered.…
The story of Rapunzel, re-imagined.…
Not making much of anything at all.Vincent is seen as a dangerous, creepy murderer. And his coworker, Scott, is seen as sweet and kind, a bit awkward, even. But in reality, maybe the roles are reversed. Just maybe, Vincent was dragged into a world he wanted no part in, and a romance that started as an undeniable spark, yet faded as it was suffocated by the life around it.Just maybe, Scott isn't so innocent after all.…
Plastic Beach wasn't a good time for any members of the band Gorillaz. 2D was skinny and wan, addicted to painkillers once more, and suffering occasional beatings from the band's bassist. The aforementioned bassist, Murdoc, was slowly spiraling out of control. He swore never to hurt anyone like this, but he couldn't stop himself. And he'd tried multiple times to off himself; it never worked. Russel was angry, but mostly just hurt... and huge. And Noodle... she returned to find the only life she thought she knew disturbed, changed beyond return. And their newest member, Cyborg Noodle... she was a robot with human emotions. And she was terrified of what was to come.Cover by the lovely YaoiMeansGayShip.…
This is just some pictures of stuff. Things I have on my phone, selfies, things I find funny, things I don't, etc.Maybe you'll get a song parody or poem or story thrown in. I don't know.I know the cover sucks.…