After weeks of incessant touring, John and Paul decide to take a little vacation. They set off on what could be the road trip of a lifetime -- but Brian's furious! And George and Ringo are determined not to be left out of having some fun. Buckle in, ladies and gentlemen, because Scotland: here come the Beatles!…
I was tagged by @Macca40 to complete this: one goes on a "randomizer" site, plugs in 13 celebrities, puts them in a random order, and then they match up with the labels given :0)…
Oh God, someone save us. John Lennon's driving. Utter silliness ensues on tour! Well edited!…
A collection of bits of poetry and prose poetry -- a bit of a departure from my usual humorous fanfiction. I'll add to this gradually as I write scraps of thoughts. Thanks for reading!…
Just a little impressionistic one-shot about sleeping in. Beatles fanfic. Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, brief mentions of Aunt Mimi and Brian Epstein.…
Many stories hang suspended in the fog that wreaths Dartmoor's Corvusheim House: A ghostly monk wanders the halls, a love affair springs up, and a young man dies. Paul McCartney and George Harrison, two Beatles with their own sorrows, try to unravel the tangled threads of past, present and future.…
As punishment for sleepwalking, Beatles Ringo Starr and John Lennon are given a task by their manager: a scavenger hunt through Florence, Italy. The pair rush through the foreign city, usually on a time limit, sometimes getting lost, and more often than not having a blast!…
Macca40 is angry that Alfred took an unscheduled vacation from his unpaid job. Doctor Lennon 007 has an entirely different plan in mind.…
Old Habits Die Hard -- Bruce Willis Comes Back for Die Hard 6, as reported by the highly esteemed "Rotating Pebble" magazine. Learn about the actors, the controversy, and maybe a touch of plot. Crack! Parody! Oneshot! Yay!…
M had no idea that James Bond was a "fan" of anything - that is, until she walked in on him on his night off. AO3's International Fanworks Day 2015 #IFDrabble challenge - to write a drabble about one character being fannish over something else - was too tempting for me to resist :0) Drabble, Beatles, James Bond (Daniel Craig)…
A typical morning at Baker Street -- a caseless Sherlock explains chaos theory to John, but John's furious about an entirely different form of chaos in 221B's kitchen! Pre-Reichenbach, Johnlock if you squint, one-shot…
In which we mourn the loss of a fantastic writer, supportive colleague, and kind friend.…
Batman finally succumbs to his teddy bear kleptomania! Can Doctor Lennon 007 and omgringo save the day? Will Batman regain his sanity? Will NASA send a fruit truck to Mars? Will the anonymous channel swimmer ever make it to the Cliffs of Dover? Pure crack! Cowritten with omgringo!…
The Beatles decide to do something nice for Brian this year! How can things possibly go wrong? A fluffy seasonal oneshot!…
Just a little bit of nonsense involving the Beatles at Scotland Yard. Could be expanded into a much larger fanfic if I wanted to, but I honestly don't think I'm ever going to. So it's just a bit of comic relief. A little bit AU.…
Old/modern Paul McCartney goes instrument shopping on a day off from his tour in Ohio. He finds the perfect guitar - but why is the witty Liverpudlian behind the counter so familiar? Well-edited!…
The Doctor and Rose are separated from the TARDIS by only one thing: the Atlantic Ocean. How will they get back to the TARDIS? Take a plane, of course. But there's one problem: the Doctor is afraid of flying in planes.…