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Everytime you cringe in this story makes me more powerful. For I, The Running Fruit, reach the high rankings in #cringe.Edit August 18th 2022: Give me back my #1 cringe, you motherfuckers.Anyhow here's the description that you're trying to read only to be interrupt led by a roblox noob. Imma keep it real, the harem tag is for the reads. Which worked! [College is a bitch. I want to update this, but I'm getting frequent headaches, so hear with me until I do] Welcome to Teyvat. A fantasy world that you're stuck in because of an unknown god who calls herself the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. And guess what? your friends, the twins, got separated from you. Now it's up to you, Y/n L/n to find them and possibly leave this world that gives you a pain in the head... Or probably stay, honestly you're probably having existintial crisis. I donnu, bro. It's your life, I'm just a narrator in this shitpost story written by a banana on drugs. Your new adventure begins alongside your Emergency Foo-I mean Guide Paimon.Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. And by that I mean every chapter. I do not own Genshin impact. If I did my parents would be proud of me of accomplishing something in my life which I haven't.. I also don't own any art/pictures used in here, I just download what I see in Google images after a small search. So no pictures are mine. Started: November 10 - 2020You're still reading the description? Well, if you do decide to read the story, keep your expectations low so you're never dissapointed…

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[This story only exists just to spite @Hmoraisfilipe] Edit: He deleted his profile. Damn... [After a two year hiatus, it's back] Welcome to this prestige school, L/n Y/n.COTE, huh? One of the LNs that people think of themselves as Ayanokoji when in reality they are Yamauchi. "HE'S LITERALLY ME!" Anyways. Description, I guess. In Tokyo's Advanced Nurturing School, a lad who goes by "L/n Y/n" caught wind of something that he wishes to grasp, and this is the only place where he can learn it. And thus, begins your high school drama journey... probably. Yeah, go do your fucking homework now.What? It's school, you gotta deal with i-- What do you mean "I don't wanna"!? That's educa-... I mean, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the ce- You already know!? Okay then... Well, uhh...This is the description apparently. Welcome to Tokyo's Advanced Metropolitan Nurturing High School, an institution established by the government for Japan's best students. You, my friend, are quite the troubled child. ... You have literal voices in your head now. Bye! Expect 4th wall breaks until the second chapter where it kicks off with Y/N's POV. Why? Well... It's fun. For me at least. Started: 1/7/2022For all mofos it's July not January.…

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Do yourself a favor... Go read "The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse" and/or "Messing with the Supernatural" This story is more dead than my will to live. But if you're willing to not take the story seriously and read for shits and giggles, this is for you. If you're looking for stories with plot and some comedy, I already recommend the stories above :DThe story got discontinued due to make lack of enthusiasm and bad writing in the end. I wanted to finish this story and got too ahead of myself back then, so it does have a non-DxD ending. Its a shitpost and will always have a place in my heart as the first story I wrote and killed. I can understand why people discontinue books and do remakes. Sorry, this was me rambling and telling my thoughts on this story almost three years after I wrote it. Now I'm in college and it feels weird looking back. Ahem... Prepare to be utterly confused Well, kind of. I don't know anymore. It's a 50/50 between "Haha funny" and "What is this shi-" Anyhow you're still reading this so might as well give you an actual description. A world filled with supernatural and mythological stuff without the humans knowing.... Well most of the humans. Some of course know and side with on of the three factions: Angels, Fallen Angels, and Devils--"WHO FUCKING CARES!? SHUT UP YOU NERD! WE GET IT! THREE FACTIONS BUTT FUCKING EACH OTHER WITH DILDO SHAPED LEGOS! AAAH-" ... I don't know why I keep this thing alive anymore. But it's kinda funStarring Y/n L/n. Welcome to the world of DxD. A young lad with quite the... Mentality... Let's go with that. Started: November 9 - 2020Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. That's a lie, expect them occasionally. I do not own Highschool DxD,so please do not ban me.I also don't own the pictures used in here, I mostly Google them and just download, then edit them using a meme generator... You heard me right... A meme generator... God fucking dammit. What am I doing with my life? Bababouy…

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