!Soft boy Pat Toomey X !Tsundere Bob Casey Jr !Pennsylvania Senators !Lemon ;)
Two senators of opposing parties find a point of bipartisanship, their love.…
Fez
This is the story of two agents called Bow Tie and Fez who go on various adventures to defeat the common enemy. This book is a bit tongue and cheek, you have been warned. If you don't get the references I will be very dissapointed. EVEN THE TITLE IS A REFERENCE *HINT HINT* This is set in a parallel universe of Doctor Who. I do not own any of the characters from Doctor Who, I just use them for amusement.…
Super Kinky Friends FanFic Stories
When you leave Tesla alone with his pigeons, anything can happen...What does Darwin do with that monkey skeleton?Marie doesn't just have that radium for show.Z3 must have some sort of fetish... I WILL find it.Churchill ought to have a wank every now and again.Freud? He is one kinky bastard.I don't think we need anything for Tapputi.I think we've already got enough material on Einstein.Feel free to make suggestions, I WILL write them.…
Ask or Dare the Figmints of My Imagination
Yo, I'm doing a thing here to satisfy those of you that like my content and I want to introduce some of my people, or rather sentient beings, to you guys.Please nothing to inappropriate, violent (I'll be lenient on the violence), gushy, or intense.The characters involved are going to be anyone in the Bow Tie and Fez universe, the Skele-universe, any of my other books that I may have posted, and Pablo the Penguin (you may not remember him).…
Definitely NOT a Plan to Conquer Earth
A memoir of high school and maybe a rant or two. So, it's basically one of those crappy "All About Me" books.…
A Social Outcast's Guide to Normality
In this book we join Lily as she tries to fit into her new job at Harper Accounting Firm. Lily hasn't really changed since her teenage years and every social interaction is an endeavor. The only people she can really speak to properly are her close family members and the occasional outsider that fits the friendship quota.…
Bow Tie
This is the story of Bow Tie, an agent at U.N.I.T, along with her partner Fez.To see Fez's more or less completed story, take a look at Fez on my profile.I must warn you, this book is a bit tongue and cheek sometimes.I do not own any of the characters, places, or organizations from Doctor Who, I only use them for my amusement.…
The Return of Agent Fez
After the events of the last book (Fez, please read that before you do this book)assumes her original name and returns to society. After finishing her education in the field of English/Language Arts and finally achieving her life long goal of being a Professor, she had finally found peace.This does not last for long, however, as Hugo returns in another vain attempt to conquer Earth. This stirs up old memories and past regrets that Fez needs to overcome throughout her time.Who will Fez meet in this new adventure?Will she return to U.N.I.T?Will she reunite with Bow Tie?I would answer all of these questions, but then you wouldn't have any reason to read this book.…
Jerry the Flesh Tree
I don't think I need to explain anything here...…
My Lost Sanity
These are just some short stories I write at school, nothing much really.…
The Magical world of Sage
We join our very confused heroes in the land of Sage, where they must fight off magical beasts with whatever they can think of. Unfortunately, they are not there by choice and are forced to be by an all powerful being who controls the universe. This being is known as Sage.…
The stories to never be told
This is merely a way to express my thoughts. So, don't look into it to much.…
The House: choose your own adventure (in progress)
This is a choose your own adventure book. Be aware that being polite keeps you alive.…
Don't Eat the Cactus Fruits
The second book in its seriesWe join our nameless protagonist in the desert where she tries to start a new life in an abandoned desert town along with her fennec fox friend.…
Blanco With a Fennec Fox
The first book in its seriesA girl has been kidnapped and has no memory of all past events (except for some movie references for some reason.) The only things she has are a pen, notebook, and a whole lot of sarcasm. She must escape this wretched desert to safety while being followed by an unknown creature.…