-Asa_No_Y0ru-

˗ˏˋ 🍄 ‿︵‧ 𝘇𝗭𝘇﹒𓏭 ⊂ 🍒 ,,, You wake up in the middle of 𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚. A golden field stretches endlessly in every direction, the sun is frying you alive, and the air smells suspiciously... 𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩.Last thing you remember? Lounging in bed, minding your 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. Now you're sweating buckets in what looks to be Egypt. Oh, and your powers? 𝙈𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙇𝙔 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙀. Rumor has it your 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡, 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 spouse got fed up (𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣). Something about "𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗶𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽," and a bit of "𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀," blah, blah, blah ,,, details are fuzzy. But now you're stuck here. No thunderbolts. No escape. Just a lot of cryptic hieroglyphs, an oddly buff bird-headed dude, and one very unhelpful talking puppy (𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙞𝙙?). Your mission? Survive this scorching sand trap, dodge Egyptian gods who don't know the concept of personal space, and figure out how to get home. Preferably before you lose your sanity... or worse, your dignity. It's a battle of egos, divine grudges, and a never-ending heatwave. But hey, what's a little punishment from a partner when you're... well, 𝙮𝙤𝙪? Who 𝙖𝙧𝙚 you, anyway? Guess you'll find out soon enough ˗ˏˋ🫀‿︵◞💋◟　𓎟𓎟　 ,,, 𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. 𝗗𝗼 𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗥𝗮? 𝗡𝗼. 𝗜'𝗺 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴.…

-Asa_No_Y0ru-

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 ᴀ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ᴄʟɪᴍʙɪɴɢ ᐢᗜᐢ╭╯╰── 𝗠𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗬 ᵕ̈ ╮. . . . . ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ɢᴏᴇꜱ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ. ╭──╯ . . . . . ╭── . . . . . ५֒🍁ִ߭᭡Step into a JUNGLE of messy roots, questionable branches, and broken fences. This isn't just a family - it's a full-blown Wattpad catastrophe.TRUST.╰── . . . . . ५֒🍁ִ߭᭡…

-Asa_No_Y0ru-

५֒ 🍁ִ߭ ᭡ 𓂃ּ What ? . .. ╰──╮꒰ 🌱 Landing a job as the new assistant to Yevgeny Vissarionovich Bogdanov, the notoriously ruthless CEO of Zemlya Corp, was supposed to be [Your Name]'s golden ticket. All he had to do was endure a few months of this boss's cruel, death-glare-inducing ways, collect his paycheck, and maybe dodge the occasional thrown coffee mug. Simple, right?Wrong. Because the first question the very same Employer asks him in the interview isn't "What are your qualifications?" or "Do you have experience?" It's: "So... are you gay?"Was that... Was that even an actual interview question?! But, to be honest, who really cares about that when the money's good and the CEO's, well... hot? (😍) Turns out, the payment isn't the only thing that's going to leave this rookie secretary breathless.…

-Asa_No_Y0ru-

❝ 𝙄 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙, 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣! (😤) ❞╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 .ᐟ┆╭( 𝓐𝓷 𝓮𝓵𝓯 ) !?┆╰ → ( 𝓐 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢Imagine being at death's door, your life flashing before your eyes, when suddenly, you're (a̶̶c̶̶c̶̶i̶̶d̶̶e̶̶n̶̶t̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y) saved by the most chaotic, disaster-prone man you've ever seen: 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗱 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮.For [Your Name], a male elf from the Everglow Forest, this wasn't just a life-saving moment - 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧, 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧.From day one, he declared Lloyd his one and only, and nothing - 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙'𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮, 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 - will stop him from being the perfect, loving househusband Lloyd never asked for.Can you prove that love (a̶̶n̶̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶̶h̶̶o̶̶l̶̶e̶ ̶l̶̶o̶̶t̶ ̶o̶̶f̶ ̶s̶̶i̶̶m̶̶p̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g) conquers all, or will you simply drive Lloyd up the wall? (😭)…

-Asa_No_Y0ru-

❝ 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙜𝙪𝙮 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚? 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙... 𝙃𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝. 𝙔𝙚𝙩. (🥰) ❞╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 .ᐟ┆╭( 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓯 𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓵𝓯 ) !?┆╰ → ( 𝓐 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝔂 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢Meet [Your Name], the extra female character who somehow slipped through the cracks of the narrative and into the world of "𝗞𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗢𝗳 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜𝗿𝗼𝗻". Despite never getting a shoutout in the novel, you hold a special place in the heart of the "𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝘂𝗺" also known as "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗻" better known as "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝘄𝗱𝘆 𝗗𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗱" - yes, that's right, 𝗟𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗱 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮, the chaotic disaster of a man you've adored since childhood.- 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚! You're not just any ordinary childhood-best-freind-simp; you're a full-blown, chaos-loving, heart-eyed disaster in love with him! While everyone else in the story is busy plotting world domination or other equally dramatic things, you're busy planning your next ridiculous scheme to win Lloyd's heart-like dressing up as a houseplant during a party just to get his attention.Get ready for hilariously awkward encounters, wild misadventures, and maybe a few side-eye glances from the actual main characters who have no idea what to do with your chaotic energy. Will you finally break through Lloyd's thick skull, or will your dreams of a perfect romance be as unattainable as finding the last slice of pizza at a party? (😔)…

-Asa_No_Y0ru-

╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗔𝘀𝗮'𝘀 𝗔𝘀𝘆𝗹𝘂𝗺. ╭━━━━━━ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹?╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ 𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 .ᐟ┆╭( 𝓐 𝓓𝓸𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻 ) !?┆╰ → ( 𝓐𝓷 𝓤𝓷𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓷𝓮 ) | ❏ ⇢ ❝ The patients scream. The Doctor smiles. And you, well... let's just say your mind is the next to unravel.Inside the labyrinth of shattered thoughts, every step could lead to enlightenment... or madness. Will you be cured or consumed by my world?┆╰ ─𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕, 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏'. ⍤…

-Asa_No_Y0ru-

♬¦| Let's be honest, everyone simps for Kim Dokja, the chosen one, the breaker of the apocalypse! But some of us take it to a whole new level. Me? I may have written a 50,000-word Dokja fanfiction, cosplayed every single outfit (including the questionable ones), and named my goldfish "Constellation of Kindness." So, guess whose ass the glorious universe decided to isekai into the actual ORV world?Brace yourselves for epic entrances that scream "notice me, Dokja!", motivational speeches delivered in a fangirl screech, and enough Dokja-themed merchandise to open a Dokja shrine (because priorities). 💅 Just don't get in my way, Mr. Resting Grump Face (Yoo Joonghyuk, I presume), because my mission is to be Dokja's ultimate hype squad leader...from another world! Join this self-aware Dokja simp on a hilarious journey through alternate realities, where fangirling becomes a competitive sport, the fourth wall gets demolished, and secondhand embarrassment reaches legendary proportions.…

-Asa_No_Y0ru-

(CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN. As a starter, the Prologue is re-written by now. Each other chapter will have 𝗥 next to it if is).╭ ⋮ ⌒✦ A New Reader .ᐟ┆╭( 𝒜 𝒢𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒟𝓊𝓀𝑒 ) !?┆╰ → ( 𝒜 𝒯𝓎𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 ) <3 | ❏ ⇢ ❝ (Y/N) didn't exactly plan to wake up in a stranger's body - especially not the body of a dude in a super popular otome game for girls. (Who knew sculpted abs were a job requirement these days?..)Apparently, the game gods (or maybe some sadistic devs) decided isekai-ing him into this world, and slapping him with a mission was a good idea. Protect the villainess, the one whose every route ends in a spectacularly gruesome demise?Easy peasy, right?"........," - 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠. Your Grace,A letter has arrived for you, bearing no seal or signature. - 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭?[ ] YES[ ] NO- 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. "........," It's lost. Missing. You have no access to its contents. You can look for it. Elsewhere. "........," This world is about as balanced as a toddler on a sugar rush, and now (Y/N) is tangled up in the affections of all the potential love interests."Look," he mutters, staring at his reflection, "I just wanted my twin sister back, not become a harem anime protagonist!" Can (Y/N) survive long enough to achieve his mission, or will he become another victim in the villainess' tragically short life span? ❞┆┆꒰⌨ ៸៸ 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 ? :: (𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧) !!╰ .☆ 𝒮𝑒𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 .ᐟ…